Hello!

you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

hi *without intention or ability to start a conversation*

“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now

nobody gets me. not because i’m really complicated or anything but because i won’t tell anyone anything real about me

and please remember to stay up late because that’s free time

early stages of friendship are Soooo embarrassing like yea sorry....... it's me again............ i enjoy talking to you and spending time with you....... you can shoot me point blank if you want i dont mind

i fear I can't watch anything without then reading fanfiction of it on ao3

i simply like m/f romances where the woman is completely feral and the guy is just little too into it

she stops trying to kill him and he’s honestly a little disappointed

I’m using ao3 the way god intended: via 36 open semi-abandoned tabs on my phone at 2 AM the night before work

mel wearing langdon’s old wedding ring as a necklace after he leaves his wife for her. it’s a trophy.