Smile On My Face And Money On My Mind

I will never not reblog this

#this bitch was on a whole other level

FELLAS

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

testicle torture enthusiasts after a long day: aah time to hit the sack

how dare you make me read these words with my innocent unsuspecting eyes

He looks like a fleshlight

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey

Please receive Christ

tigger is a power bottom and it’s canon

I was not ready