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You can say what you want to me, but leave my wee little itty bitty teeny tiny adorable bouncing baby bean boy out of this.

I think it's one of those normal non-corrupted amulets and I'm glowing green for unrelated reasons

*kicks a large rock sadly but it was actually a geodude and you watch me fight for my life as it mauls me*

lmao haha *walks away laughing at you but I trip over a rock that also turns out to be a geodude and it sends me to the ER*

Lmaoooo *I walk away and trip on a rock that’s not a Geodude but it sends me to the ER anyway after I fall flat on my face*

just another day at oreburgh mine </3

sorry i threatened to eat you i was trying to flirt

what's up everyone, how's it going? any luck finding a way to destroy me once and for all yet?

dont be scared. Hold my hand (other hand has a big meat cleaver in it)

you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act

Please, I just want to know what your migratory flight path is, I promise I’ll release you after I give you this bracelet that will insanely up your game with the ladies

bitches love me for my bright and colourful leg band