sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

They're called Cheeze Its because Cheese It Is

has abyone ever cussed you out lol

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

goodnight posts, goodnight blog, goodnight likes

suckingham phallus

i love attention. i also hate it. hope this helps.

plethora

honestly, this means a lot

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

do people understand that aesthetically tiktokking their skincare routine is, and I'm not exaggerating, American Psycho behavior

literally whenever I see one of those "get ready with me" tiktoks with the millions of oils and moisturizers and masks and serums I just think of that entire sequence like alright Mr. Bateman put the iPhone down and run along to class now