yee haw

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

incandescent

Thats george washington

a threesome? no thanks, if i want to disappoint two people at once i’ll talk to my parents

We are exactly in the middle of 6/9/1969 and 6/9/2069

THIS ONLY WORKS TODAY

mortician: *cutting my corpse open* *finds the “Hope You’re Having A Good Day My Hard Working Mortician :-)’ note i swallowed for them just before i died* what the fuck

check out this bot predict what you draw!!! it’s insane!!!

the poet? from 13th century italy?

drake?

josh?

where’s the body of christ?

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

Eat your heart Catherine, you toad-eating hag.

Elizabeth, you must surely be aware that I am unable to view the roads from my apartments due to the vastness of my estate…

Oh, please do forgive my mistake, Catherine, I had only assumed you could see from that ostentatiously high pedestal atop of which you have placed yourself

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?