I just press buttons....

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

Tag yourself, im Skoogeth

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die

born to be mild

*mediocre guitar solo*

video proof that every creature is dogs

I love deep diving vids cause at least some of these animals have never seen a human before and they all so gagged.

i fucking lost it when she opened the fridge

A big mood

my cat does this before he pukes

this animal is confused

Leave him alone he’s a good cat

What do you mean confused it clearly knows he’s a cat

i think i just became a cat person