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Lmao this reminds me of y/n in a three relationship with hans and dieter

Dieter wasn’t used to having someone challenge him in situations. He would always have the last laugh no matter the circumstance. After you came along something happened and now he gets challenged all the time. He does like it and finds you intriguing but he still wants everything to end with his word.

When he makes a bold move, you hold his gaze for an extra beat before slightly raising your chin. Then he usually grabs your jaw and kisses you until you melt.

When he leans into your personal space to command, you lean in closer and smile at him. He might stutter a word after but he fixes it by picking you up and placing you on his lap.

If he is pacing the room while lecturing you to make a point, you step into his path, fix his collar with slow movements, and walk away without saying a word. He slightly smirks at this but instanly follows you to wherever you’re going.

Because he is competitive, a flash of dominance from you will make him double down on his own. He will become more attentive, and hyper-focused on your every move. Fe. Noticing when you have something to say back and then kissing you to shut you up.

When you push back, he pushes back even harder.

He doesn’t respect weakness. By you holding your ground, he sees you as a true equal in his eyes.

If u use makeup:

Being Hans Landa’s wife would be living a luxurious life but it also being restricted.

You would enjoy the finest food, clothes, and operas but your social circle would be heavily restricted. You would not see yourself around people Hans doesn’t seem to care for.

He would plan dates, like private opera boxes or surprise trips. He loves reminding you how much he adores you and that he would do anything for you.

At a gathering he would proudly show you off by having you in his arm, kissing your hand and praising your wit to everyone in the room. He would have you two in the center of the room and make sure you’re the one that shines.

The ring he got you would most definitely be big so everyone could see you’re married and then back off. He also loves it on his own hand cause this way he feels more close to you when he’s away.

Because he reads people perfectly, he would notice you are tired or upset before you yourself even realize it. This would lead to you having your favourite drink and food on stand-by and him by your side.

He’s very protective of you to the point he stalks you sometimes. Sometimes he would secretly drive near you while you were on a walk to make sure nobody was bothering you. Anyone who even minorly inconvenienced you would immediately go poof and disappear.

Most lunches go by yourself since he’s working a lot but he tries to get to dinner everyday cause having time for the two of you is important to him.

He loves to have you in bed waiting for him after work. This is the time he gets to make up for the time he spent working.

You would definitely not be dissatisfied in the bedroom cause he gets pleasure from making you feel good.

Dieter Hellstrom does not let go of control easily. When he wants something done a specific way, he ensures it happens exactly like that. Because of this need for dominance, your independence is challenging to him.

I mean why would you choose your own dress when he has already provided a far better option? You insisting on a different outfit feels like a slap in the face to him.

After challenging his efforts, he would not immediately lose his composure but instead, he would find your independence mildly entertaining.

If you push back, he will use a calm tone. He might adjust your clothes while saying something like ”You have a beautiful mind, mein schatz, but your taste is still far too simple for the company we have. Let me handle this."

He will frame your independence as a stressful burden that you no longer need to carry because he is there to take care of everything.

When you willingly wear what he chose, he will shower you with lots of affection and praise. If you relapse to your independent habits, his warmth vanishes and he becomes cold and distant.

Dieter has always been a more dominating person in daily life. Like taking control over the conversations or getting people to do exactly as he pleases. He finds it comfortable to be the leader and have others come to him with their needs.

With you it’s different, he doesn’t just order you around cause it’s what he knows but he orders you around because it makes him feel needed and loved by you. It’s also something that you like about him so he won’t be stopping.

When out eating sometimes he will order for you noticing your too tired to choose a dish yourself and you trusting that he knows what’s best for you.

He will lead you by his hand a LOT fe. walking in the city or stepping into a car. When walking together, he often places a heavy hand on the back of your neck. It’s his firm gesture that tells everyone you belong to him.

He pats his lap without saying anything to get you to sit on his lap, he grabs you by your chin to make you look at him when talking and he stands behing you when waiting or you talking with someone else.

He always walks on the side where it’s easier to protect you like walking on the closer side to the road or walking with you inbetween a wall and him. He also sleeps the closest to the door to make sure you’re safe.

He loves leaning close in public spaces to murmur instructions directly into your ear. He expects an immediate nod of compliance while maintaining calmness.

At dinner parties or meetings, his hand rests on your inner thigh beneath the table.

He reviews your daily plans without asking. He will cancel appointments or add tasks for you, expecting you to adjust your life around his availability.

He enjoys brushing your hair or choosing your outfits for formal events and he also expects you to wear exactly what he selects.

When he enters a room, he expects your full attention on him. If you are sitting, he might gently lift you by the chin to bring you to your feet.

He cannot stand slouching. A sharp tap between your shoulder blades is his silent way of correcting your stance.

• Hans Landa is a drinker with preferences for whiskey and wine. He likes to get drunk but not too drunk to not know what’s going on around him.

• Hans Landa as a drunk person isn’t one to hoot and holler around. Though he does get very handsy with you + getting jealous or possessive easily.

• If he sees someone looking at you a little too long he grabs you and places you on his lap making sure the eyeing person sees it.

• He’ll keep close to you all time while kissing your neck and lips + holding your waist. Sometimes this will lead to you making out and going to the toilets for a quickie.

• While getting drunk he checks up on you many times to make sure that you’re still ok and going. This also means giving you glasses of water through out the night.

• He’s one to have drunk cigs and offer you one.

• If you need to puke he gets you to the side and holds your hair up while rubbing your back.

• He isn’t one to dance but if you wish upon it he will make sure you’re happy and dance with you. Though if he is drunk enough you will probably see him dancing without having to ask him.

• If you wish to go home early he will listen to you and carry you to the car himself.

• At home depending on the drunkness and tiredness of you both he’ll wipe your make up off. He will always make sure your comfortable in your pajamas in bed. He’ll put aspirin and water on the nightstand for both of you.

Meetup:

• The meetup with both of them happened at a fancy party you were invited to by your close friend. You really weren’t used to those kinds of things but your friend needed a date so of course you helped out.

• At the party you felt uneasy as if eyes were watching your every move. You tried to notice staring but you didn’t so you let it go.

• After a while you got bumped into by a soldier and the scene was noticed immediately by both Dieter and Hans.

• Dieter being the first to come up and talk to the soldier while Hans comes in introducing himself in his own dashing way.

• Dieter joins in after telling off the soldier and introduces himself.

• They both keep close to you for the rest of the night and at the end of the night they peck their kisses for goodbye.

• After the night of course Hans and Landa stalked you until they got their hands on you and proposes their own idea to you.

Dating:

• You all live in the same place of course given the relationship. It’s a house near the paris central but a little more private so you don’t have to be annoyed by the sounds. It has a giant bed and bath to fit in 3 people.

• Both of them wake up at 5-6 am so you usually wake up alone in bed. Some nights are also lonely but they try to make up for it with dates and lots of affection on weekends.

• You have date nights with both of them (private and together) regularly to not make the relationship inequal.

• With Dieter you usually go on dinners or bars and Hans usually takes you to see operas, museums, plays and art galleries.

• You cook them meals for their work sometimes and they always enjoy it to the last crumb.

• They love to show you off and make the world know that you’re their partner. They won’t ever leave your side at an event.

• Dieter is very prone to jealousy and possessiveness while Hans is also that but it really depends on the situation since he’s quite sure of himself.

• At the start of the relationship this made it hard to have nights together cause dieter would get jealous for being even a second away from you while Hans was having you.