#inglorious basterds

And damn, it's just 😩😩 I couldn't deny myself the pleasure of drawing fanart of my favorite dilf and finally closing the gestalt on fanart for this movie — I'd wanted to for ages, but just never got around to it.

Dieter wasn’t used to having someone challenge him in situations. He would always have the last laugh no matter the circumstance. After you came along something happened and now he gets challenged all the time. He does like it and finds you intriguing but he still wants everything to end with his word.

When he makes a bold move, you hold his gaze for an extra beat before slightly raising your chin. Then he usually grabs your jaw and kisses you until you melt.

When he leans into your personal space to command, you lean in closer and smile at him. He might stutter a word after but he fixes it by picking you up and placing you on his lap.

If he is pacing the room while lecturing you to make a point, you step into his path, fix his collar with slow movements, and walk away without saying a word. He slightly smirks at this but instanly follows you to wherever you’re going.

Because he is competitive, a flash of dominance from you will make him double down on his own. He will become more attentive, and hyper-focused on your every move. Fe. Noticing when you have something to say back and then kissing you to shut you up.

When you push back, he pushes back even harder.

He doesn’t respect weakness. By you holding your ground, he sees you as a true equal in his eyes.

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Being Hans Landa’s wife would be living a luxurious life but it also being restricted.

You would enjoy the finest food, clothes, and operas but your social circle would be heavily restricted. You would not see yourself around people Hans doesn’t seem to care for.

He would plan dates, like private opera boxes or surprise trips. He loves reminding you how much he adores you and that he would do anything for you.

At a gathering he would proudly show you off by having you in his arm, kissing your hand and praising your wit to everyone in the room. He would have you two in the center of the room and make sure you’re the one that shines.

The ring he got you would most definitely be big so everyone could see you’re married and then back off. He also loves it on his own hand cause this way he feels more close to you when he’s away.

Because he reads people perfectly, he would notice you are tired or upset before you yourself even realize it. This would lead to you having your favourite drink and food on stand-by and him by your side.

He’s very protective of you to the point he stalks you sometimes. Sometimes he would secretly drive near you while you were on a walk to make sure nobody was bothering you. Anyone who even minorly inconvenienced you would immediately go poof and disappear.

Most lunches go by yourself since he’s working a lot but he tries to get to dinner everyday cause having time for the two of you is important to him.

He loves to have you in bed waiting for him after work. This is the time he gets to make up for the time he spent working.

You would definitely not be dissatisfied in the bedroom cause he gets pleasure from making you feel good.

Dieter Hellstrom does not let go of control easily. When he wants something done a specific way, he ensures it happens exactly like that. Because of this need for dominance, your independence is challenging to him.

I mean why would you choose your own dress when he has already provided a far better option? You insisting on a different outfit feels like a slap in the face to him.

After challenging his efforts, he would not immediately lose his composure but instead, he would find your independence mildly entertaining.

If you push back, he will use a calm tone. He might adjust your clothes while saying something like ”You have a beautiful mind, mein schatz, but your taste is still far too simple for the company we have. Let me handle this."

He will frame your independence as a stressful burden that you no longer need to carry because he is there to take care of everything.

When you willingly wear what he chose, he will shower you with lots of affection and praise. If you relapse to your independent habits, his warmth vanishes and he becomes cold and distant.

Dieter has always been a more dominating person in daily life. Like taking control over the conversations or getting people to do exactly as he pleases. He finds it comfortable to be the leader and have others come to him with their needs.

With you it’s different, he doesn’t just order you around cause it’s what he knows but he orders you around because it makes him feel needed and loved by you. It’s also something that you like about him so he won’t be stopping.

When out eating sometimes he will order for you noticing your too tired to choose a dish yourself and you trusting that he knows what’s best for you.

He will lead you by his hand a LOT fe. walking in the city or stepping into a car. When walking together, he often places a heavy hand on the back of your neck. It’s his firm gesture that tells everyone you belong to him.

He pats his lap without saying anything to get you to sit on his lap, he grabs you by your chin to make you look at him when talking and he stands behing you when waiting or you talking with someone else.

He always walks on the side where it’s easier to protect you like walking on the closer side to the road or walking with you inbetween a wall and him. He also sleeps the closest to the door to make sure you’re safe.

He loves leaning close in public spaces to murmur instructions directly into your ear. He expects an immediate nod of compliance while maintaining calmness.

At dinner parties or meetings, his hand rests on your inner thigh beneath the table.

He reviews your daily plans without asking. He will cancel appointments or add tasks for you, expecting you to adjust your life around his availability.

He enjoys brushing your hair or choosing your outfits for formal events and he also expects you to wear exactly what he selects.

When he enters a room, he expects your full attention on him. If you are sitting, he might gently lift you by the chin to bring you to your feet.

He cannot stand slouching. A sharp tap between your shoulder blades is his silent way of correcting your stance.