Michelle's A Straight-Up Hustler

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

Alexa, pin this post

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

I go outside regularly

no you don't

okay fine I go outside weirdly

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

This post gets worse every reblog

yet im not Abel to scroll past

This post hit me like a rock to the head

This is the quality content that keeps me on Tumblr

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here