I Have No Idea

I am such a “huh” ass bitch. Lmao i got bad hearing sorry

Why do Bigfoot hunters try to lure him with a mating call? Do they have a game plan for if a squatch comes barreling toward them out of the woods full tilt with a raging boner?

what the fuck do you think the point of finding Bigfoot is

The Shape of Forests (2019) dir. Guillermo Del Toro

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

This is a call out.

Fucking finally! Some good news for us hot shower lovers!

Who showers in their underwear?

Show us the cartoon dick you cowards

Let the man live.

shoutout to all of the mutuals posting cows and mushrooms instead of making me read any dumb shit i love you

u kno ur a 90’s kid when u look at ur birth certificate and it says 1990-99  

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

i’m partially glad i’m not rich. if i had an infinite surplus of money i’d have certainly eaten myself to death on white chocolate reese’s cups by age 14 

so dying a warrior’s death means nothing to you?