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i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

No. He’s a Maoist.

fuck yes i’ll reblog that

Living in Massachusetts is like playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon except its any given person of any notoriety ever and the degree is "had an interaction with". An elderly woman I was in a water aerobics class had an older sister of her father's first marriage who with went to school with Lucille Ball. One of my best friends personally knows Viv Medrano. My mother has personally offended Johnny Depp by being more excited that John Waters rode by on a bicycle. My father accidentally took out his road rage on Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. My brother got rear-ended and flipped off in line at Dunkies by Adam Sandler and couldnt even go to the cops about it because what fucking cop is going to believe Adam Sandler Just rear-ended you while buying Fucking Dunks. I once gave myself clinical whiplash by watching Andrew Hussie walk out of a Walmart.

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I love how Yoda’s first inclination when Luke crashes into his self imposed exile is to just absolutely fuck with him. He proceeds to rummage through his shit and pester him and beat his droid with a stick and talk nonsense while stealing his food and when Luke is understandably testy with him Yoda turns to Obi-Wan’s force ghost and goes this fuck ass kid is an impatient bitch just like his dad.

*muttering about kotor 2 as i slouch over my drink at the bar* like. it's not mind control. it's the force. it's the lack of it. it's inhaling right before an exhale. it's as natural as it gets as far as that universe's laws go. but these bitches hate each other. like the vibes are rancid. the whole crew would sell each other for a half-chewed piece of gum with the exception of bao dur because bao dur's chill. but you still change them on such a subatomic level their love for you overrides everything else. like this is mind control so whole and complete and irrevocable, it's basically rebirth. they're not in control but also they're in control to not be in control. this is fucked up. do people know about this

Hornet silksong is one of the single funniest protagonist ever. In no small part because she isn't a silent protagonist at all. She's in a nightmare apocalypse, but she was born and raised in one of those. She's live most her life in a graveyard. This nightmare apocalypse is way nicer than the one she came from. She got kidnapped, seriously weakened/injured, and is in poor health. She decides "well if they kidnapped me I guess it's important and I should check it out". She tells people a zombie apocalypse is happening as one might comment on the weather. This is very normal for her. Her idea of regaining her strength is throwing herself at dangerous situations until she's better. She has never heard of "taking a nap" in her life. She is so willing to run errands for other people, but do not imply she is a good person, this is a "tactical advantage".