Scream

I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.

God this story is so blessed thank you

YES THE MASTER POST! THANK YOU

YOU ARE WELCOME

SPACE JAM

How dare you make a reference this funny

there should be a new emotion added to the spectrum of emotion called “the feeling u get when u were obsessed with supernatural in like 2012 and carry on wayward son comes on and it’s a genuinely good song but you feel like a ghost has walked through your body”

cinderella…

This comment has literally undone me

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

IM FUAKCING DYING I CANNTO DO THIS IM CRYING TEARS. REAL TEARS.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE ADD THE GIF OF SCOOBY DOO WITH THE TRASH CAN LIDS TO THIS POST

Oh, wow.

Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.

never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

@apocrypals

The older you are the more severe “I don’t have time for this” gets

If u haven’t cried in a math class you’re not allowed to follow me. Mathematical illiterates on this blog ONLY

You don’t need to be mathematically illiterate to cry in math class.  You just keep taking higher and higher math until you cry.

Is this Cats?

That tattoo artist is a genius