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skygenders

turning point usa is kinda performance art like lets consider that the other founder died from covid in 2020.

geminisee

>two people start a conservative organization to push covid conspiracies and pro-gun ideals (among other things)

>one dies of covid

>the other dies of gun violence

it’s so on the nose that it’s actually cliché

xenasaur

*aborted baby voice* I would've been the third founding member of TPUSA... if you'd kept me...

fireflysummers

There's no punchline, other than the Knight falling over like a cat you've put in a costume.

Gift for @sandflakedraws, who has been my Silksong buddy the past couple weeks.

Transcript:

derinthescarletpescatarian

Have you guys heard of cats. They're great.

its-time-to-be-silly

No, tell me more

derinthescarletpescatarian

If they like you they'll vibrate at you and stab you with secret knives

wolfsteax

The hill I will die on.

raevenlywrites

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

greenekangaroo

You're right and you should say it

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boomer-mythology-destroyer

sleepyheadkl

Tornado

anthropologist-on-the-loose

I want every non-Midwesterner to know that we are drilled in tornado safety from a young age and know exactly what we should do to keep ourselves safe. And yet we do exactly as pictured in the bottom image every time a tornado comes around.

mornington-the-crescent

sheepstiel

every day i discover lore terms i don't know. WHAT on earth is bisexual easter.

it's when misha was bi for a few days before coming out as straight

targetedknowledge

libraford

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

ashestoashesjc

mrbusinez

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uwudonoodle

monsterhunter04

biglawbear

Friends described living under the Trump Administration as being slowly beaten to death by a rubber chicken.

It still hurts. It's still painful. But you keep hearing a synthetic BAWWW every time it hits you as a constant reminder of how it's the stupidest possible way to die.

unalivejournal

were--ralph

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

evilwizard

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

were--ralph

alphabetcompletionist

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

were--ralph

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kragehund-est

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.

the-ghost-of-jetstream-tormod

What are your thoughts on musk?

kragehund-est

i hope he dies

emwheezie

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