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This whole time I’ve been assuming that obviously Gertrude would have foiled Peter’s ritual attempt sometime after the whole thing with the Spiral, but? No?? Apparently not?? This bitch shattered Peter’s world with a newspaper article and then a few years later just casually hit him up for a ride to the Arctic Circle???? We stan a legend.

#gertrude: oi fog boy me and my twink assistant need a ride#peter “i hate confrontation and i’m saving eye contact for marriage” lukas: yes ma'am (via @everchased)

#jon: martin i simply cannot do the dishes#martin (brandishing a knife): i killed you once and i'll do it again#jon: maybe if we kill me enough we'll end up in a world with no dishes

Actually im putting this here

I just want a really cathartic jonah killing scene where martin gets to stab and wack him over and over like that's for the world that's for what you did to my boyfriend that's for what you did to me and melanie that's for tim and for sasha and that's what you took from us when we could have been happy in that fucking cabin

new headcanon that annabelle, like me, had to do unhelpful exercises with school speech therapists as a child, and had to put up with teachers and parents and also the therapists telling her she was just doing it wrong and if she tried harder she could talk like a normal person, and after she got spidered up she filled them up with spiders and fucking good for her

So, I just recently caught up with The Magnus Archives. And as soon as I finished I went back and am doing a re- listen. There is so much intertwined in the first season that is connected through the whole series that I never noticed. One thing that really caught my attention was a line from Jon when Jane Prentiss attacks. He says something along the lines of “I am recording this all so I don’t become another muster, I want people to know what happened to me.” And I was thinking, all the tape recorders that just pop up out of nowhere in the later seasons, we assume they are there from the Eye with a capital E. But what if Jon himself is manifesting them. What if they are there becasue Jon doesn’t want to be a mystery, he wants his story documented.

i wanna know the logic behind the apocalypse spell. like.. how the fuck did jonah figure that out? none of the entities even knew their own apocalypses were pointless. felt like a big shot in the dark honestly what if it had just failed

Every so often Martin gets paranoid and is like “JON if it works this time I should proofread it.” but Jon says no because how would Martin know? But one day Martin gets his hands on one of Jonah’s statements and bursts out laughing because it starts off with “Hello Martin, you overprotective little shit.”