(the general design language will be applied to different hazard symbols and pride flags)

(the colors definitely need a lot of tweaking so ignore them for now)

custom 1 of 1 pylon bag

Tumblr post 2: Stories are all too fluffy and happy and such it is fash revisionism to shy away from the darkness What we need in these times is stories that are cathartic and unsettling that is truly revolutionary

“Look at those idiots, both walking when one of them could ride the creature.”

“The boy riding while the father walks? Kids these days have no respect for their elders.”

“What a cruel man, riding while such a young boy is forced to walk!”

“Hey! Both of you get off that donkey before you kill the poor thing!”

So they tied the thing up by its hooves to some wooden poles carried over their shoulders, like a hunted boar. When they were crossing the bridge into town, the townsfolk laughed so raucously at the pair finding the worst solution imaginable that the startled donkey started to kick free of its restraints and it fell into the river and died.

MORAL: There is some secret sixth way to transport the donkey that makes everyone happy and they just didn’t think about it long enough to figure out what it is. You can always please everyone with your creative works or self-expression if you just try hard enough (lie).