doing the mitski shuffle

Real talk though has anyone else just thrown away a whole Tupperware container bc you left food in there for way too long and now you’re afraid to open it?

All of you are so valid

Reblogging because not only is this important…it’s also terrifying.

Whole lot of people thinking about what they put their food in…

What about pyrex with silicone top?

The top is probably best discarded, but the glass part can very effectively be sterilized by heating it in an oven (250F should do it, but higher if you want to be safe). It should be able to tolerate any temperature a conventional kitchen oven is capable of generating.

i have like six mutuals this could accurately describe

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

God didn't give me a dick cause he knew I'd be abusing that thang. Call me mourning wood the way I'd be fucking trees

BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

happy 11th birthday god i wish that were me

The mental gymnastics required to say that effort doesn’t require effort is fucking insane

not to be cosmic or anything but who was i before watching this?

Wait this is Tuesday light me up

They don’t have jobs, nor do they pay for rent, utilities, or food. That’s the textbook definition of a freeloader.

i would gladly bury you alive

Reblog to send people who call children freeloaders all the way to hell