#1 victory royale yea fortnite we bout to get down

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

JUST FINISHED READING PROJECT HAIL MARY IM SO EXCITED TO WATCH THE MOVIE OUGHH

hmm . book is better

ok so after digesting this for a few days i’m like. more disappointed abt the movie bc it felt less ‘here’s two fellas on a mission to save their respective worlds, they were sent on this mission because they’re intelligent and capable’ and more ‘here’s this smart but still kinda dumb human and his wacky alien roommate xD!!’ okeyyy. . . . . . . . . . . . maybe i’m jus stupid n dumb n whatever. . . buttt the book is way better idk. . . . . . . . . . .

thank god people are finally bringing back hoon

I don’t know what I was expecting

if you werent expecting mccree to say “its hoon” i dont know what to tell you

Peeling the lid off of a yogurt and it's a big spiral staircase going down forever

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

just heard a coworker say "I know this thing wouldn't even work for Jesus" about her printer

heard three people say "amen" in response