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a number of years ago when I was at Boy Scout Camp, someone shared this bit of trivia. Within days, it had become a competition, the entire camp overrun by elbow licking. See, the thing about it is, if you're aware of the licker, you can feel it. But if you don't know someone is doing it, you legitimately cannot feel the lick. So for the rest of the week, you'd spot kids sneaking up on each other, attempting to lick elbows unnoticed. It was wild.

Oh look it’s that short comic that’s haunted me for a decade.

*makes a post that gets 0-3 notes* yep i’ve still got it

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

this man really woke up every morning and committed to painting the absolute dopest fucking pictures anyone could ever have imagined god bless

you could shove any twenty one pilots lyric onto a picture of trees and i will think it’s beautiful

this is not what I had planned. THIS IS NOT WHAT I HAD PLANNED.

The comic sans is killing me

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i dont know why everyone on the internet is so obsessed with pretending like they know everything. I think everyone should pretend to be stupid as fuck instead

"The magic system is never fully explained" yeah that's how life works. Imagine having a story set in modern day America and the characters have several pages of exposition on combustion engines and telecommunication networks before we get to the plot

i think this is absolutely correct and good writing advice but also victor hugo would like to have a word with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1832

victor hugo would like to have many words with you about the parisian sewer system circa 1831

my pronouns are I/me/my. dont talk about me without talking about yourself. I am you

ive been going out late at night alone to wander about until i find somewhere to spend money needlessly. which i think is a classic sign of a positive mental state

Tonight I am Searching for An Image that May Very Well Change My Life

if my name was "wolfgang amadeus" i would also be getting a lot of shit done