Mozzie91

thinking of how marlene promised anna to take care of her newborn child because they were best friends and had known each other their entire lives, and then marlene dumped ellie in an orphanage, never reached out to her in her 14 years of living in the same city, chained her to a radiator for three weeks after she just lost her best friend and took her future from her whether she wanted to live it or not, tossed her to joel and tess who cared as little about her as marlene did, and then when she reunited with ellie again on the other side of the country after both of them had been through a horribly grueling journey, she didn't even really hesitate before agreeing to let her die without certainty that it would actually lead to a cure

and then she had the audacity to tell joel she ‘understands’. like full offence marlene idc if you were there when she was born, you never gave a shit about ellie until she had something you wanted

while ellie is massacring david's face with a meat cleaver, there's a moment where she stops. at this point, david is more than dead. however, this doesn't stop ellie from chopping him up even more. she pauses to catch her breath, only to raise her hands up again and wail. she is old enough to know what it takes to kill someone. she's done it before. but for her, this wasn't about just killing david. it was to show that she's still just a little girl, and david wanted to take that away from her. she was so angry and overwhelmed that she had to keep hurting him, over and over and over again, in the hopes that she'll feel even a little better, that they'll be even slightly even, despite the fact that she knows that she'll never feel the same. after a certain point, it wasn't about killing david. it was a desperate attempt at catharsis, a little girl sobbing for what she no longer had.

I get this is a metaphorical commentary on humanity but blue jays really are this arrogant

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

Most shows with overpowered supernatural characters always try to come up with elaborate excuses to explain why the characters can’t just magic themselves out of every situation. Good Omens doesn’t really do that, but you don’t really question it because you completely buy that these morons are so unequivocally incompetent that they straight up forget that they have the powers of fucking demigods. They’re like high-level d&d characters who only use the same three moves and have completely forgotten about the 73 magic items sitting in their inventory. 

I cannot express the effect this post had on me. I read it aloud to my roommate and she burst into helpless laughter because it had never occurred to her that Crowley could do anything to get to Tadfield but drive the Bentley. It absolutely never had occurred to me, either. We both have been reading, rereading, and loving this book for about a decade now.

just to clarify, staying up very late is very very bad unless it's me who's doing it. Then it's completely justified don't keep asking me why

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

I want to get into an argument and call whoever a peon.

dark souls 2 is the best souls game

It is PVP wise.

I gave you an underhanded toss and you fouled it

I am not smart.

yea cuz you’re a fuckin peon

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

Astrology is real but only for predicting where bears will be

Bears do not travel to places they cannot see their gods