coolest [TOGEBI] around

Can I crash in your house and make it my bachelor pad for a few years?

i think we should delete the word "sir" from the english language. not only so people stop fucking misgendering me with it but also because the world does not need an honorific for men.

I love being an animal I love that everything I am can only be because I am a recycled material sculpture sourced from the random but beautiful bullshit of planet earth

i see that i've carefully put that important document away in a completely unknown location

dead serious normalize having an average boring ass life where you have enough to meet your needs we do not need to be remarkable we just need to be alive

[image description: three stock photos of a doctor with an artistic rendition of a skinless penis and testes hovering in his hands, as if he is a wizard presenting a spell of some kind. in all three pictures he is expressionless. in the first picture, he stands with his hands held up in front of him, the penis and testes between them. in the second picture, he is in a similar pose in a hospital hallway. in the third picture, he is looking at a clipboard held in one hand, and the penis and testes hover over the other. end image description.]

i ate a sentinel berry and became watchful

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

every time I see someone use the phrase “[] supremacist” to jokingly refer to themself I just kinda stare in disbelief