dreaming of mice

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

Egyptians continue to be hilarious

theres ALWAYS a relevant XKCD for everything huh

[ID: a photoset of a white cat playing, jumping, walking, and sitting in blue and red, and green and red lighting. /End ID]

A Funky Boy

I hope that's its tail

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.