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[shaking your hand] hey you ever hear about the scorpion and the frog [not letting go] exciting friends and a good adventure

i love creating oc x canon ships i think more people should do them and i think more people should be really, really, really weird about them

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

Describe your OC's home. (house, apartment, dorm, clean, messy, isolated, etc.)

martin blackwood is so funny to me because he's got his whole "oooh I'm so useless and nobody wants me" complex going on meanwhile he's got like 3 different fear gods who all want his attention

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

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