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every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

I love "never kill yourself!!!" as a declaration about good news like. However it comes with the unshakeable curse of "not suitable for all group situations."

Our favorite lunch spot near the office is coming back after it closed last year and never kill y--never k--neve--yay 🙂🎉 yay fellow coworkers 🙂🎉yay my fellow coworkers I work with 🙂🎉yay Teams chat

Coworkers and I just learned that my favorite weekday bus route is switching to run 7 days a week and NEVER KI—NEVER K—NEVER GIVE UP!! NEVER GIve up on your DREAMS fellow coworkers!!!!! 👏👏👏

reading bad media takes online will never compare to the exquisite torture that is trying to have a conversation about basic literary analysis with your own family members

“you wore that yesterday!” have you not heard of a washing machine?? (i didnt wash it)

Shipping update: Your parcel has been torn asunder by ravenous hogs

Reminder that it's OK to dislike someone for petty, low-stakes reasons and avoid being around them even if there's nothing genuinely wrong with their character. And in fact the kindest thing to do in this situation is just to own that you find their vibe irritating and NOT spin up a narrative where you HAD to distance yourself from them because they were Toxic.

Oh it’s Back on my dash!!

Hey bro on a scale of nothingburger to everythingbagel how would you rate our gay sex last night

ok…!

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

The cure to anxiety is completing all the tasks you have to finish for the day early and doing them phenomenally and being physically perfect and on everyone’s good side preferably even their favorite.