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I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

at one point he was asked which he thought was better to be in the eyes of the law: a confused girl or a predator? and he responded “what does the law have to do with social classes? try to stay on topic.” fuckin hilarious stuff

fuckin “what does the law have to do with social classes” is an absolute all timer. like. what does cooking have to do with eating”. round of applause

i will randomly think about it while washing dishes and giggle to myself. what a magical mind he had

walk into an lgbt org, about to try joining one of their events. ask organiser if the org is transfeminist or transmisogynist. she doesn't understand. i pull out the diagram explaining the difference between transmisogyny and transfeminism. she laughs and says "it's a good org dude"

no matter how little you think you know about history you shouldn’t beat yourself up over it because there is always someone who knows less than you and is more confident about it. someone once said that bridgerton was medieval to me

another person also thought that the middle ages were the period in between wwi and wwii so you should always be proud of yourself for having any sort of knowledge about the medieval period. i’m proud of you for not thinking fdr was an important medieval figure.

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perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

ALSO! red light doesn’t fuck up human night vision much so you can go in and out of lit areas without readjusting

i legit miss red lights in cars and appliances n stuff. red city lighting is goated

Breaking Things

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

people will have double-digit opinions on kink discourse and still manage to not know what BDSM stands for

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something I really enjoy is that I've now seen like 4 or 5 variations of roughly this same video, all slightly different in their angles and timing while obviously being the exact same bunny and room, implying that this is a consistent and frequent behavior for this bunny instead of just a funny thing it did once that got caught on camera. I wish I could have as much raw unfiltered enthusiasm for anything as this little rabbit has for its dinnertime

i understand misogyny and the patriarchy to be systems upheld by human beings making choices, but some people on this website view misogyny and the patriarchy as natural forces that need to be targeted at SOMEONE

alternatively they view it as a toy im grounding them from because im their mean mommy