PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosmic Funnies
Xuebing Du
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shark vs the universe
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Peter Solarz
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver
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$LAYYYTER
cherry valley forever
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@mourningstarlette
im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw
No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared
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“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.
DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY
do you fuck with my unwritten story
do you fuck with the weird guy i made
no piece of supernatural commentary will ever be as impactful as ‘what happened to all the pussy on supernatural’
Been on my mind
plutonic lesbian friends (that do nothing for me)
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"I asked chat gpt"
Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience
Big fan of media that makes you feel like this
Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this
the “affirmations” the official shark week instagram posted are really funny. like yeah Mecore tbh
the other day i saw a tiktok of a woman talking about how her hyper-militant abusive parents would sometimes punish her by “taking away her name” and referring to her as a prisoner number. genuinely terrible stuff, obviously. but i skimmed the comments and. listen. i truly DO NOT mean to dunk too hard on this person, like they could be a kid or something, but.
just. breathtaking. imagine if your primary reference for the concept of the un-personing of prisoners was (check notes) a book series about owls.
This is why it's important to Include stuff like this in fiction, especially ya fiction. It can be a lot of sheltered and/or indoctrinated children, in the case of a lot of rural "Christians", first introduction to these types of concepts in a way they can understand.
I don't think there's anything weird or shameful about it. Knowledge is knowledge, regardless of where it came from.
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i think we need to abolish subscriptions. im tired of remembering passwords and giving out my email. check out as guest, no you may not know my name. die
I just saw an acquaintance use "👖🛝" in place of the word genocide and. like. at what point are we going to decide that this kind of self-censorship is too degrading to abide anymore.
"grape" "sui-slide" "the panini" I feel like I'm surrounded by Rugrats who overheard the grown ups talking about the news.
This is mean, but when I’m in a safe context to do so, I love pretending I don’t understand what they mean and forcing them to explain in plain language.
It's not mean. You are so normal. If someone uses these terms when speaking to me directly I'm going to end up on the news.
Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!
More and more often these days, in what is surely a sign that everything is just absolutely fine, I find myself recalling the wise words of the prophets written on the subway walls:
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“No, your grandma didn’t speak in tongues, but she did sob. You called her a dipshit.”
how about you stop talking about girl math and girl dinner and start talking about girls kissing and girl love.
