Mm.. cozy..

ingrown hairs are cowards. why are you hiding

Yeah but if I was an unwanted piece of hair I might crawl back to where I came from for support too

dont do this me. dont make me feel bad for ingrown hairs. i have enough problems

Well if they know they're unwanted how about stop growing? Honestly I would just give up if I were them.

Never give up just because someone makes you feel unwanted

stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

tumblr is a site that makes you shit like stop philosophizing my ingrown hairs

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

the ultimate JO crystal

if you JO in this cavern you start a resonance cascade

Isn’t the location of this cave kept secret? Like it’s in Mexico but you’re not supposed to say where it is except to other geologists?

JO is fully intended to be read as Jerk Off. You do not comprehend the inherent eroticism of God’s work. You fear the divine pleasure of cranking that nasty thing in the caverns.

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

i drink soda i eat pizza

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

and now that i’m officially moved out: fuck maryland, the state flag is ugly and the mass obsession with it is cringe as hell. rally behind something else why don’t you.

I looked up the flag, why does it look like a warning sign for radiation and a children's hospital had a kid

t4c is really common in fanart, and im okay with that as long as everyone understands that it just is not possible in real life

[ID: a tweet by @/ajanwachuku that reads: “I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)”. end ID.]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"