My current aesthetic: (I'm captured and my captors ask for my ransom)
Me: No, no, no, I'm worth more than that.

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My current aesthetic: (I'm captured and my captors ask for my ransom)
Me: No, no, no, I'm worth more than that.

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Tamlin: Thankfully Spring Court High Lords have always aged gracefully.
Rhys: Well, youâve always been a rebel.
*Cassian:* You may not know this Nesta, but I am a flawed person.
*Nesta looking confused:* I do know that.
Cassian: Azriel, can I ask you a dumb question?
Azriel: Better than anyone I know.
Rhys: You should listen to me. Iâve come up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed.

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I saw a post where someone mentioned Azrielâs shadows disappear when Mor is around and itâs a sign that heâs more calm around her. I think we all know thatâs the opposite and by now we know itâs just not gonna happen between them, but it got me thinking about when Az does find his mate.
Maybe his shadows are like his own personal Suriel. Like they retreat from Mor because theyâre saying, âHell nah bitch, not this one. It ainât happeninâ â And thatâs a big reason he never really did anything about liking her.Â
Better yet when he does meet his mate the shadows almost seem to reach for her as to embrace her. Imagine the two of them sitting close and she reaches out to touch a tendril of the shadows and it playfully wraps around her finger and she smiles. Itâs the most beautiful thing Azriel has ever seen. Then a couple of more tendrils reach out and tickle her on her neck behind her ear and make her giggle and itâs the most beautiful sound heâs ever heard.
He notices her looking at his hands and she quickly looks away. He feels embarrassed and the need to hide them, but really she was just thinking about how it would feel to have his hands all over her and she looked away because she was embarrassed about where her thoughts were going.
Weâve never had a chapter from Azâs perspective and I really hope we get one in the next book or soon. I also really hope those shadows become itâs own sassy character.
I have more thoughts!
More than wanting Elucien to happen, I really want Azriel to have his own mate. Someone who completely gets and excepts him. I imagine him as a homebody. He would find someone who lays down while reading with her legs draped across his lap while he sits up reading whatever history book he could find.
I also don't care for Elaine that much, or at least not sure about her yet. I feel like she would eventually start taking advantage of his kindness and the relationship would become very one-sided. He would almost come to dread hearing his name drawl from her mouth, "innocently". He would know that she was only coming around because she needed something.
He deserves better. Someone he can do things with and not for.
Thinking about starting an Azriel fan fic, as if there aren't already a bunch out there.
Hades: Whatâs that fetish where you and your partner mutually respect and care for each other?
Persephone:âŚLove?
Hades: Kinky! I like it.
Rhysand when he heard Feyre begging for help during her wedding
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THIS IS AMAZING
If this isnât on your blog and you love supernatural I donât know what youâre doing
WHO CREATED THIS GLORIOUS MASTERPIECE
Yay, it popped up on my feed againđ¸
Itâs just⌠So beautiful, graceful evenâŚ
This is back again!!
Yay itâs back I love this @i-forgot-adam
HOLY HELL XD I was not expecting that Â
If I donât reblog this then assume Iâm in Hell and please send help
ALWAYS REBLOG
@helvonasche itâs back
YAY! *BANGS OVEN DOOR FOR DAYS*
I FUCKING LOVE THIS @jarpadandjensenaremyheroes @kdfrqqg
I literally laughed out loud! This is perfect!
This has got to be the best variation of this beautiful meme
I choked on my coffee because of this. I almost died. Worth it. Masterpiece
This is awesome every time I see it
So good so good so good so good
Oh RhysâŚ.
Iâm going through some serious withdrawals right now. I lent the books to my cousin to read them and itâs taking her so long. I asked where sheâs at and she just got to where Feyre had been taken back to Tamlinâs. Then she started fishing about how much sexual tension there is between him and Feyre. Blegh! I am trying my best not to reveal anything.
What other books so you recommend to fill the SJMaas void?

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Oh Rhys....
I'm going through some serious withdrawals right now. I lent the books to my cousin to read them and it's taking her so long. I asked where she's at and she just got to where Feyre had been taken back to Tamlin's. Then she started fishing about how much sexual tension there is between him and Feyre. Blegh! I am trying my best not to reveal anything.
Reblog if your icon
would fight 10 men at once
Didn't say they'd win.
All I want for Christmas isâŚ
Feyre: art supplies
Rhysand: Feyre
Mor: wine
Amren: shiny things
Cassian: stabby things
Azriel: a break
Modern AU Feysand Headcannon
Feyre is Tamlinâs girlfriend right? They live together in an apartment
And Morâs her best friend
And Mor introduces Feyre to her long lost cousin who was her best friend when they were kids but moved away
And Rhys just falls in love with Feyre
But sheâs with Tamlin
Until sheâs not because he hit her
So they pick her up and all her stuff and she moves in with Mor
Whoâs living with Rhys too
And Rhys is enraged but doesnât want to show Feyre because sheâs unstable enough
And Feyre hits rock bottom
So Rhys makes it his personal mission to cheer her up and pull her out of that hole
And we all know how he does that by being a little prick
So at the beginning she falls asleep everywhere because sheâs just so tired
And he starts calling her narcolepsy girl
But itâs too long a nickname so he shortens it
Narkie
And heâs constantly calling her that
âNarkie, darling, come have breakfastâ
âNarkie, you forgot to throw all your shower hair to the trash and I thought a tarantula had sneaked into our showerâ
As Feyre progressively gets her snark back she bites back until she canât take it anymore
âThatâs it. If your calling me that Iâm going to call you PBâ
âPB? What for? Mine at least makes sense, darlingâ
âMine does too, prick. What are Reeses Cups made of? Peanut butter. PB. Eat that, darling. Also, youâre kinda dumb, just like Phoebe from Friends so thereâs also that, you know, they sound similar
And thatâs it
They save each other on the phone like that
They flirt SO MUCH
Until Mor decides sheâs had it and âaccidentallyâ locks them together for a whole 10h at her apartment
And when she comes back theyâre making out and she screams
âFINALLYâ and starts dancing around, proud of her best friend for getting out of a bad relationship and also proud of her matchmaking skills
Iâm tagging @stardustsroses on this absurd nickname headcannon I needed to write because itâs her fault Iâm going through withdrawal from her fluffy fic
TBH I'm just happy other people know what shower hair is.

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Bangel is toxic from the beginning, Twilight-esque in its early-stage creepiness, concluding with a young woman punished for losing her virginity. Ended in homicide. That young woman would go on to be a judgmental twat (see treatment of Riley, treatment of Anya, treatment of anyone that doesnât fit her narrow world view). incapable of good decisions, while Angel would go on to being a dour, brooding jerk. Next subject.
1. I find it hilarious that you find Bangel toxic but use misogynistic insults to describe Buffy in defence of Riley who is the picture of sexism wrapped in an âIowa farm boy, Nice Guyâ package.
It is absolutely not OK that Riley thinks he deserves a gold star for saying that he would never try to force himself on Buffy:
But I can feel my skin humming, my hands, my every inch of me. Iâve never been so excited by a girl. Iâm not trying to scare you, and Iâm not going to force myself on youâŚ
His sexual jealousy regarding Angel was ridiculous and he punishes Buffy for his own insecurities by allowing himself to get fed on in the vampire den as âpaybackâ because she was bitten by Dracula
He slut shames her when it comes to Parker and he makes the way Buffy mourns Joyceâs death about him.Â
Even the way Buffy is framed in relation to Riley, the episode he figures out he has feelings for her is the episode that Buffy is hapless and awkward and clumsy.Â
When Riley returns in the sixth season and we meet his wife, sheâs capable and strong but in a way that makes him feel comfortable and less threatened.
His chauvinism and sexism is not subtle:
2. Edward invades Buffyâs privacy by breaking into her bedroom to watch her sleep and stalks her through everyone elseâs thoughts basically for shits and giggles.
Whistler recruits Angel to keep an eye on Buffy as a way to help her fight evil, itâs essentially recruiting Angel to the side of good:Â
that requires Angel to watch Buffy:Â
Not to mention that Edward would do things like sabotage Bellaâs car to keep her from seeing Jacob and contemplate enlisting his sister to keep her hostage in their house. Heâs controlling and possessive.
Buffy and Angel:Â
All he does is make a crack about not liking Riley but does nothing to interfere with their relationship
Angel legit leaves town because he doesnât want to perpetuate any kind of toxicity with Buffy
They continuously choose to be a part to stop anything destructive from happening
3. âThat young woman would go on to be a judgmental twat (see treatment of Riley, treatment of Anya, treatment of anyone that doesnât fit her narrow world view). incapable of good decisions, while Angel would go on to being a dour, brooding jerk.â
Next to this being arguable at best, it has NOTHING to do with whether or not Bangel is toxic. Youâre going on a tangent.
Spuffy for life!!!