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Man had one job-

And failed

I'll fuck your shit up you son of a whore

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Apollo: When I have a crush and it's not mutual? It's like okay babe you're not grasping the plot, did you even read the script???

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Mortals, inside Demeter's temple: Thank you for pre-slicing oranges for us. You didn't have to and you did anyway and that was cool of you

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Persephone: I'm fine, thank you for asking! But recently there's been a darkness growing within me

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Hermes: My boy mad because I haven't replied to his selfie yet. Hold on shawty I'm trying to figure out how to spell georges

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Zeus: You played me like a fiddle!

Apollo: Oh no, Father. Fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

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Persephone: I am one hell of a woman and you should be fucking terrified of me.

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this awoke something within me

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[How it would have played out if Minthe, Thetis and Thanatos went to Hecate with their information on Persephone’s act of wrath.]

Hecate: Let me get this straight, you think that the Goddess of Spring, heir to one of the wealthiest and most powerful Goddesses in the world, secretly grew to giant proportions and slaughtered an entire human city during a psychotic break, and your plan is to blackmail this person?

[The snarky chat trio's face fall and Hecate smiles.]

Hecate: Good luck.

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Daphne: [Texting with Apollo, pre-Thanatos.] What the fuck?

Echo: …

Daphne: What the FUCK?!

Echo: [Stare’s disapprovingly.]

Daphne: I’m sorry. [Shows her the text chain.] Apollo just referred to my vagina as my “lady flower”.

Echo: [Disgusted] Ugh! Dump him immediately.

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Artemis: Do you ever feel guilty about anything you do?

Apollo: Guilt is like a stomachache from overeating. You make all sorts of promises while you're feeling it, but once it passes you just get hungry again.

Artemis: Most people are not like you.

Apollo: Everybody's like me. I'm just not in denial.

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~PREVIOUSLY ON LO~

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Zeus: It'll be fun.

Zeus: We'll make it a boys day.

Zeus: Come on you punk bitch.

Hades: I can't believe I have to say this.

Hades: I don't have time to get tested with sti's with you tomorrow.

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Hephaestus: No.

Ares: [Holding up his hand for a hi five, while wearing a “Team Persephone” shirt.] Come on…

Hephaestus: [Also wearing a “Team Persephone” shirt, but looking much more dour.] I told you I would never do that again.

Ares: You can do it!

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Hephaestus: [Lets out a frustrated sigh before finally relenting to hi five Ares.]

Ares: YES!!! TEAM PERSEPHONE!!!

Hephaestus: I hate you.

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Greek Gods as Whos Line is it Anyway?

anyways, heres my current favorite trash as gods

Zeus

Poseidon

Hades

Persephone

Demeter

Hera

Hestia

Athena

Hermes

Apollo

Artemis

Hephaestus

Aphrodite

Ares

Dionysus

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