I'm Obsessed With My Dog

A man downtown has seen the pattern

you block ‘liberally’ you say? Well I block marxistly. Just one of the many ways in which I’m better than you

banky the bloke who does graffiti innit

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

i dont have an emerald green chaise longue and im being so brave about it

groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

Legitimately, please keep sending me asks so I can keep studying you like a bug in a jar.

when me and my friends were kids we’d play yugioh by drawing cards from our decks and putting them next to each other and the kid that drew the card with the cooler art won

this is how I read tarot cards

still not convinced anybody is actually using discord it looks like a fake website they’d make up on svu

Important update on the story: owners of cafés and bakeries in Kraków realized that this wonderful idiocy that took over the country could bring them profit and help animals, and started selling croissants labeled as laguns: i.e. Massolit Café & Bakery is sending 10% of income from selling laguns to the Krakow Animal Welfare Society. Thankfully laguns are selling like hotcakes and bakeries don't plan to stop making them, so the story that started and could quickly die as just another seasonal nonsense transformed into a tool for helping small, helpless, vulnerable creatures, far less dangerous than vicious lagun.

This is how cyptids get started.