Whaddup bitches

Who do you think caused it

i think about this post at least once a week

the prawn bomb exploded into shrimpnel

a lot of people were krilled

How can I get a full time job as the wandering stranger that comes into town and gets by on odd jobs and has their face partially obscured by a hood and/or cowboy hat

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

I have been informed that this is in fact… one of Them

This is the funniest fucking post on this website

This is so funny

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

God fucking damn it

Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"

world heritage post

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability