girls, trans ams, and tassels on jackets

"you need me boy, your free will is an illusion" is a line that objectively goes hard as hell out of context. it sounds like the kind of thing that you'd see as the title of some fanfic about those dudes from the hannibal tv show of maybe even the super naturals one having gay sex. if you told me it was a lyric from hozier's new single i'd probably believe you. it's so much better than that though. it's from a tiktok where a guy pretends to be a ps5

Dude it does not go hard it sounds like something doofenshmirtz would say

i have a betta fish named hornet and now my impressionable 3yo nephew calls all fishes "hornets". his mom is so mad at me. this is all because i named my fish after a video game character named hornet, who ironically is actually a spider

Don't even have sex

Unless you and your partner(s) want to, in which case: do have sex!

Absolutely fucking not

Oh I didn't realize you were a designated pro-sex star trek blog that's my bad. Sorry.