Mostly Harmless

I'm like the pug of people. Making me exist like this in the first place was cruel and deeply unethical, but nonetheless people find me funny and my symptoms endearing.

REMINDER: luigi mangione has been accused of killing the CEO, not convicted, and the evidence presented is extremely questionable. luigi mangione is NOT the claims adjuster until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt in a court of law, and the widespread presumption of his guilt makes it much more likely he will be falsely convicted.

you have to outlive donald trump

imagine how funny the internet will be on the day he dies.

Full offence intended, I fully plan on making jokes about this so tasteless that they'd get shot down in the Its Always Sunny writers room :D

I'm going to be incorporating "We no longer dare to imagine better worlds" into my vocabulary starting now

"Straight" men are one prostate press away from going full gay and I think that says a lot about The Biden Administration and the effects of carbonated beverages

do not go gentle into that good night

be a bit of a bitch about it