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notes from december performance post-previews that i somehow just wrote up last night in august 2023 whattt how did that happennn:
the way jack replies to āyouāre seeing stars alrightā feels way more in response to crutchieās attitude- and when he talks abt his dad getting stomped on itās not just a context reveal. itās jack telling crutchie heās self-aware, he understands his shit place in the world and his desire to change it. just that itās nice to dream. ow
ātime for dreamingās doneā isnāt said with a smile. btw. if u even care
jack stealing finchās mirror gets me every time
katherine looks back at jack at his āim crushed!ā with a little smile
i get that the only reason buttons helps with a lot of the tricks is because heās the DC but that doesnāt make it any less sweet⦠heās always with splasher lmao
jack is quite uncomfortable with the nuns, he doesnāt look at any of them
never ever over spalsherās little head tilt after his big flip
oscar grabs raceās collar on āi guess he didnāt take care of me!ā
morris goes to hit crutchie again after pushing him to the ground before jack stops him
love when race bounces on his toes when he thinks he says something funny
morris blows his cig smoke into daveyās face when heās grabbing him the extra paper
henry imitates les with finch as his davey, hobbling up to weasel down on his knees
jack rolls his eyes after telling davey āitās just businessā after shaking lesās hand. like can u believe this guy lmao
āmine taught me not to starveā looking at davey like āwtf is wrong with youā LMAO. like jackās irked with davey actually judging for something so ingrained into jackās life fr
āHEY!! who was that guy >:(!ā
medda checks on jackās hair and he giggles mid sentence :) like āmooom in front of my friends??ā
kaths look of Disgust when jack goes āi admire smart girlsā is soooo done. sheās finished w this mf
katherine stays on the set as it shifts into WWKās scene, staring at jackās drawing, totally absorbed. i just think itās fun how when davey sees jackās backdrop heās stunned in the same way kath is at her portrait. anyway
jack goes toward finch during the āour union is hereby formed to watch each otherās backsā after leaving ike and finch sweeeeerves away from him. finch only comes on board when davey does actually
when jackās on the wagon with the āwhat if the delanceys come out swingingā etc he does a small laugh when the newsies all yell their response like heās surprised !!
katherine is positioned right above the worldās door as if sheās. inside. ofc initially we read it as her just observing from above but itās her literal building too.
āspecs, you take queens.ā āthank you!ā
buttons gives kath a friendly wave and race offers his water cup when katherine comes into jacobiās. walks right past the water even as race keeps his hand out lmfao
tommy lifts elmer into his arms after kath says theyād make front page
āthis is not some little vaudeville im reviewingā felt more significant
āgive those kids and me the brand new century and watch what happensā is a Plea.
welliguessitdependsonhowyoulookatitifyoulookandseebrooklynthentheyārewithushaha! then race guns toward davey to yell at him
davey is not afraid to yell when his nerves get shot ā> when the scabs boutta get they shit rocked
āthem? or them.ā OSCAR WAVES LMFAOOO
piggyback for les from racer
fight time
-morris has it OUT for racer in the pre-cop half. literally think he gets smacked with the bat TWICE. heās on the ground, watches splasher get smacked from the ground, and BOLTS UP and races over to him shoving past morris. insane
-jack only swings on the rope to make a clear path for davey and les actually bc that action is the only reason they get to that half of the stage
-finch and romeo teammates for LIFE. they fought like the whole thing together fr. only pair that stuck out to me for the whole length of it (and then of course they watch crutchie get taken from the audience ough)
-nah jack Is a good fighter thru this itās just the seize the day moment w the delanceys that heās shit at btw
-davey doesnāt fight literally at all the whole time :/ cāmon. uncanonizing this in my mind
-SPECS KICKS ASS !! heās got a bat and everything!! fuck yeah!!
shut up jack wipes at his eye during santa fe at āguy can catch a breakā
^guy who lets out a sigh of relief when the post card is still in his pocket. fuck off
act twooo
kath goes to racer abt where jack mightāve gone and heās abt to answer before albert pipes up
race flicking daveyās hat to the side>
^also they keep chatting thru tap sequences i love it
kath holding daveyās hand while they talk in the corner during table movement
crutchie holds his side when he singsā¦
^the only part crutchie gets teary at is when he starts talking abt the boys/family :,)
āand a little something extra, just on account of im gonna miss you so-ā sounds like medda broke off bc her voice got watery š„²
āevery newsieāwho could walkāwas out there selling papesā OW the rephrasing of that line
as soon as jack turns his backdrop around to show the strike painting davey walks away soooo fast to turn away
WWH reprise is such an argument. āWEāRE ALREADY WINNING!!ā yell davey yell!!
^jack makes the most fuming, boiling angry face after āyāknow why a snake starts to rattle š?ā
davey initiates the spit shake when jack offers his hand
kath is Mortified watching snyder expose jackās refuge history AND SHES SO MAD when pulitzer gets between her and jack omfg
ābe glad youāre alive, kidā is spoken and cruel asf but wbk
morrisās laugh kills me everytime itās so fucked in the head. goddamn
jack doesnāt let davey touch him when he enters the rally like he doesnāt want davey to look like he knew abt the betrayal beforehandā¦.
scope runs RIGHT up to jack after spot pushes him and goes to yell at him LMAO⦠lucky has to drag her away
āis that really what itās like in there? rats everywhere, and vermin?ā is taken as judgement and not concern and jack fuckin jumps on it LMAO
the actual motion of disgust jack makes at āyou just double crossed us to your father- your⦠father.ā dead every time he literally flinches
āi just didnāt tell you everything!!ā is said at the opposite side of the stage as jack and looking down and away. idk why sheās the only katherine that has ever played this line as guilty but iām always so glad for it
āiām not stupid.ā āno-ā āi know girls like you⦠donāt wind up with guys.. like me.ā heathers voice: i will never shut up abooout this
jack seems very afraid of the word love?? during kathās entire piece of STBI he stays away from her⦠and she def thinks sheās fucked up for a sec fr
wah this song is so tender :( they hold each other very softly
āhey! um⦠itās good to have ya back.ā
clariceās spot also has a moment with race beside just letting the kids into the cellar together..<3 ik lillieās has more tho
there is something so personal abt davey jacobs saying ābleeeed āeeeemā while looking dead into jackās eyes
daveyās reckless hug once jackās made the deal with pulitzer⦠every timeeee
FINCH CRUTCHIE HUG!! first to get to him and holds him the longest before race and jack come along :)
ānew yorkās got us. and weā a family.ā is said as such a statement of fact like crutchie just ends any argument right there. he just knows jack so fucking well.
:)
Year 11 is a bitch but Iām working to get back in the swing of this blog,, not going to have time for full pieces but watch out for some Newsie doodles from time to time
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so i am gonna talk abt the delanceys. and i donāt want that to make you scroll away at the speed of light. i want to talk about them in a broader sense, view them in a broader sense, in the way that we talk about jack and his existential need to leave where he is for the west- and, further, going into analysis, like how āthe westā in america in the 1890s is a capitalist venture that is sold to jack as this idea of a new home, a better way to live, something that he needs, when the real home is new york with his chosen family and where no one needs to call him āsonā.
i think what matters most in the world of the delanceys, and what puts them into a nuanced political stance as well as a personal one, is their father, the striking trolley worker.
i think itās fair to assume that as a striking worker demanding better wages, as a union member, he deserves those wages. itās good that heās striking, that heās demanding what heās owed and doing so with his fellow workers. strikers are the right people to support especially based on the historical context of the trolley strike.
but this guy is⦠an asshole. he dumped these two children into the refuge and left them there to rot, presumably. thereās a possibility he didnāt know about how abusive snyder is, sure, but he knew it was a detention center and thatās not⦠where u put ur kids when u care abt them lmao.
so this man is a striking trolley worker who doesnāt give a shit about his own children. heās an underpaid union member who deserves his dues but also lets his two sons suffer for years alone in a childrenās jail. he fights the system to his benefit while submitting his two kids into a different one. the dichotomy is important here- itās essential to the foil the delanceys are for the newsies.
the delanceys are strike breakers. strike breakers are, obviously, paid under the table to disperse union-led strikes and protests to uphold a system that benefits the rich- who of course will always benefit from underpaid work. the delanceys take money from this upheld system when they get the opportunity and beat strikers bloody who don't get to benefit from this system like they do. because they do benefit from that elitist system, since they are choosing to make money off of it outside of their usual job. right.
but within those strikers is their father. the father who left them to rot, who let wiesel scrape them out of that jail and enlist them at a dead-end newspaper gig. so the brothers hate this father, this striker, this piece of family. and this father is making all this noise with these other people- these people who support their father as his coworkers and fellow union members, and the delancey brothers' leave that strike with their fists red with more blood than solely their father's, since they're angry and good at it and the money is hefty.
and their childhood is semi-revenged, but at what ethical cost? they've served broken bones to plenty of workers just trying to fight for their fair pay- something that the delanceys can relate to, by the way, since it isn't like their wages are too stellar for how many hours they're forced to put in. but they put down these people--innocent sans their father--because they have the opportunity. opportunity for them is bringing others down, and when they have the choice, they take it. gladly. "it's honest work" is shrugged off and believed. "i take care of the guy who takes care of me" is snide. uk costuming has them wearing nicer work coats over their newsie-like attire, concealing their similarities and choosing to align themselves more with the elite, since that's...the only protection they can turn to besides each other. the elite gets them extra pay, and keeps them one rung above the newsies to sneer down at them from. they fight via using the system, since systems are all they've ever been apart of, and when they see one that might benefit them for once, they latch onto it.
and, of course, they're strike breaking again, with adult men and their uncle at their side, against their personal foils- the newsies.
the newsies either don't have family like the delanceys, or frequently have to be apart from theirs. lots of them don't have a sibling they can return to daily, or any at all. most don't have parents or family members. or homes to go back to after work. the system they are stuck in is one that does not work for them unless they make it work, making their own numbers and cash by gambling how many papers they can sell in a day to earn every cent back and then some. creating a system within a system--whereas the delanceys mold themselves into one that exists, again, to the elite's benefit--to survive.
and then, the newsies and their chosen family of brothers choose to revolt against their system in an attempt to dismantle it, or at the very least negotiate it.
and the delanceys' reaction to this, to another strike, to a group of kids going against their system (of which would benefit oscar and morris to join, tbh, unless they don't classify as "working kids" of the city, perhaps putting them at around 18 years old...)?
disdain and more snide comments! "not that i'm complaining, my skull busting arm could use a day of rest" "you working, or trespassing?/what's your pleasure?" and putting pressure on scabs to keep with the system- specifically more with uksies, oscar and morris are sort of dusting tommy boy off and whispering to him. trying to split apart the family the newsies have made with each other. and then ofc they beat the actual shit out of the newsies and in uk they have bats they are full on swinging, whole shoulder into it. you did not uphold this system, and it will destroy you for it.
and it nearly does, because then jack scabs, right? and oscar and morris are in pulitzer's office as the man talks jack through the deal, through the cash. as he must've to oscar and morris earlier that week about strike breaking the newsies. and all three of them all have these nearly matching bruises and cuts on their faces.
and then all three of them go to the cellar, the lowest floor of the elite. together the three of them are in this location with this context. two strikebreakers and a scab. taking the elite's money for their benefit, be it in a moment of fear, resignation, or greed. all the oldest kids in the play, the three who've seen the scars and rips and tears in this world more than any of the others. and for like twenty seconds of stage time jack oscar and morris are the same brand. until of course oscar and morris punch into jack's gut--since they're only "given discretion to handle him as they see fit" if he misbehaves, which jack hasn't, so they punch where people won't see/check--and remind him that he's still below them (literally shoving him to the floor ofc), that they're still closer to the elite.
and yeah, they are, because later, jack again refuses the system, and tosses the money back on the table after rebelling against his terms. in true foil fashion, once jack recognizes that his actions align that which he needs to destroy, he renounces them, while the delanceys remain on the other side of the coin they share with jack.
the delanceys, as a storytelling device, right, are meant to represent what the newsies could fall to, seen with the three initial scabs and then jack in act ii. they are this constant threat of sort of equal size to the newsies through the whole show, always kinda lurking. always being a possibility to become if the newsies ever forget what they fight for and against.
also, jack is....kind of.... like their dad, in their perspective. he's parental with the newsies, he leads them, guides them, and protects them, as well as constantly getting the better of the delanceys. why should someone like a father get to fight the system again? not on their fucking watch.
i think it's pretty clear that oscar and morris are meant to represent corruption on the small scale, thematically, while pulitzer is corruption at the top- since it all trickles down. and i think it's really important that this motif is consistently upheld within the brothers, since it sort of alters the message of the show to at least drastically change that abt them. they are the nearest branch of corruption to the newsies guys. that is so fucking cool

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I'm ngl gang I still don't know what "auspicious" means
Iām aware that itās been years and I couldāve googled this at any point in time however I choose to live in ignorance to authentically experience the confusion of the newsies when davey says it š
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I know I did Spider-Davey but,,,,, consider,,,, mayhaps,,, newsies Spider-Verse AU,,,, maybe,,,,, sit on it,,, let it marinate,,,,
Somebody requested Newsies as Spider-Man and generally speaking Jack or Race are pretty easy choices because theyāre both so quippy BUT!!! Consider:
Spider-Davey
(You guys can fill out the rest but Iām thinking the Delanceys would be a sorta Flash Thompson, Wiesel as J. Jonah Jameson, Pulitzer as Norman Osborn, Kath as Harry Osborn and maybe Jack as Gwen Stacy)
Okay so ages ago like 2021 I made a newsies mlp au,,, it was the most self-indulgent thing Iāve ever done and I drew most of it with my really shitty alcohol markers but I decided I want to go back to drawing horses so here we are-
So hereās Jack Kelly from the new MLP AU!! Heās a Pegasus named Blue Buck, and some of his friend call him Cowboy (no I donāt know how that works)
Iām drawing mostly from livesies with him. More about him is under the cut :)

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Could you please do Specs and Romeo for the Barbie and Ken thing?
PERFECTION
send me more pairs but not: davey+les, oscar+morris, or spot+race!
whatās fun abt this is i get to government assign them last names!!
Somebody requested Newsies as Spider-Man and generally speaking Jack or Race are pretty easy choices because theyāre both so quippy BUT!!! Consider:
Spider-Davey
(You guys can fill out the rest but Iām thinking the Delanceys would be a sorta Flash Thompson, Wiesel as J. Jonah Jameson, Pulitzer as Norman Osborn, Kath as Harry Osborn and maybe Jack as Gwen Stacy)
David and Les for the Barbie drawing prompt I beg you
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send me barbie and ken pairs that are NOT: spot+race, davey+les, oscar+morris <3
something akin to this happened
Iām warming up to newsies after a long ass break like revisiting an old music piece,,, when I start having Coherent Thoughts again it is over for all of you
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albert dasilva is the kind of guy to work at a trampoline park
i rly fuckin love that restaurant au⦠pls speak on the javey of it all !! @jack-kellys
ohhh the javey of it all ā¦. no but this javey slays.
at first, they like each other! they get along well, and davey doesnāt have any problems with jack. jack is efficient and cares about the quality of the food heās putting out, which in turn makes davidās tips that much better, so their professional relationship is good. they donāt really know each other that well, but they respect each other. they both see each other busting ass to make sure the restaurant runs smoothly, and everything is good in the world.
but then david comes into work pissed off, and he snaps at jack for one of his appetizers taking too long and a table complaining about it, and all hell breaks loose. for the entirety of that shift, their snapping at each other, making snide remarks, and davey always mutters insults as he leaves the kitchen, because who the fuck does jack think he is? gordon fucking ramsay? appetizers donāt take that fucking long and jack should just get his head out of his ass and god, when davey is pissed, davey is pissed.
the animosity between them continues for three days. theyāre both too prideful to admit that they were wrong, or apologize, and it all comes to a head when david is taking the trash out after a closing shift and jack just so happens to be outside chatting with some of the line cooks. when david is walking back to the restaurant from the dumpsters, jack sees him, and they make eye contact, and david could easily ignore him, but whereās the fun in that?
āYou know, we have an entire restaurant to clean. Maybe you should stop the chitchat and get back in there with the rest of us and actually do something.ā
āOh, so cooking over two hundred meals today- thatās not doinā somethinā? Cleaning an entire fucking kitchen aināt doinā somethinā? Kitchen closed thirty minutes ago, Jacobs. Weāve already done all of our shit. Maybe if you would do your fucking closing tasks early, you wouldnātāā
āI just got my ass handed to me by a table for sweeping while they were in the dining room, asshat! I canāt fucking clean the bathrooms and keep track of three four tops! Not this late! You want me to start closing the restaurant early? Fucking fine. Iād like to see you buss a goddamn table.ā
āWhat the fuck is your problem, huh? Youāve been nothinā but a dick the past few daysāā
āOh, so Iām not allowed to be pissed off? Is that what youāre saying? You think youāre so goddamn important that youāre the only one allowed to have a problem with anyone else?! Listen, asshole, youāre not as perfect as you think you are. You think I need to put my ego in check?! Thatās rich coming fromā Mmph!ā
long story short, the entire time theyāve been arguing like this, theyāve been moving closer and closer until theyāre essentially chest to chest, and one minute theyāre bickering and the next theyāre making out with david pressed against the brick wall and jack holding him there.
thatās kind of their normal for a bit. they argue, they fight, they make out behind the restaurant when david takes the trash out and this ends up being the gateway into their relationship. it doesnāt last forever, maybe just a month or so before, surprise! theyāre having deep talks in jackās bed and falling head over ass in love with each other because, wooow, thereās actually a nice person buried under all of the dickish remarks and bitchy comments
from then on, thereās a shift in the arguments that they have in the kitchen. theyāre more snarky than mean, and they flash a lot more smiles at each other; itās clear to the two of them that theyāre just messing around now, because that shift also made them communicate normally when something goes wrong. they donāt yell and scream at each other anymore, which kind of tips charlie off that thereās something going on.
they go as long as possible without disclosing their relationship, just because they know there might be some power imbalance allegations around the restaurant- jack is a seasoned chef here, after all, and david is the newest addition to the team (despite having more serving experience than most of the others on the waitstaff). when they finally tell charlie (only because he caught them riding to work together even though they live on opposite sides of town), itās a little rocky at first but charlie knows that theyāre professional enough to do what they need to do and not ruin it for everyone else.
their relationship is solid as a rock after telling charlie, though. sure, they have their differences, and arguments happen, but itās nothing they canāt work through (and besides, their arguments lead to great makeout sessions, so itās not that awful). everyone else finds out about the relationship about a month or so after charlie, and the rest is history!
jack and davey go from being the most annoying and bitchy enemies to being a solid team in the restaurant. obviously they donāt give each other special treatment on the job, but they work a lot better as a team, and that only gets better as david is promoted to the lead server position!!!
the restaurant closes on the day of their wedding bc so many people requested for that day off lmfao