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there is no difference between soup and stew, it just depends on the vibe

soup and stew are two beautiful boys chained together by eachothers collars, sloppy making out, drooling, moaning etc

what the fuck

you come into my soup kitchen, and critique my earnest expression of intimacy for the human spirit, on the post about how the demarcations between, nutrient dense foods suspended in a broth, are arbritrary in that the symbolic esscence of these dishes is love. oh btw we serve stew here also

"kids are getting indoctrinated into transgenderism" did you know that left handedness increased from 3% to 12% when they stopped beating left handed children.

inspired: merfolk actually have very different concepts of gender to humans because they're an entirely different species with their own unique culture

It’s a biological fact that fish do indeed change their sex to keep the male/female ratio balanced in their school population. So this fluidity actually makes more sense from a scientific standpoint than the silly idea that merfolk are born with a strictly assigned sex like humans.

Merfolk are all canonically genderfluid and we love them for that

FUCKING LOVE THIS

This is even funnier to read because when some fish change over to a male instead of a female they become massive and bulky and sometimes more aggressive

#YEAH. YES. YES. YEAH. EXACTLY#this is exactly how the game has always felt to me!! this is how it felt to start#without having watched hardly any youtube or ever played with other people before#minecraft is a story of Some Person in a world with no memories and a bunch of Somethings out there and just#all these things to find and figure out and discover but in the middle of that you are so#so#SMALL#until you find a village#and you find people who are somehow even smaller than you are#not by stature but by the power they have to affect their world#they have so little of it#so much less even than you do#and here they are trying to carve out a living and just hoping their doors will hold at night#same as you do#but with only one life to lose#so if you want to#you can become their knight#you can help them and build more for them and keep them safe and mourn when you fail to do that#and you'll die too but it'll be okay#because you come back#you lose things but you came into this world with nothing and got here#you can get back again#it's so. auououou#minecraft.

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

Can’t you guys read it says strength has no gender. That’s their nobinary kid whose name is “Strength”

Next time someone asks me to explain Tumblr I’m going to show them this and say “No.”

Idk the Brawnys are pretty down to earth as tumblr posts go.

Tumblr is collaborative shitposting.

Happy International Women's Day to disabled women, neurodivergent women, poor women, fat women, queer women, women of color, Jewish women, Muslim women, women who are sex workers, women who are addicts, women who are homeless, women who are single mothers. ♀️

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