call me moss

Do whatever u need to stay for another day

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

there should be an emoji that’s a person with their hands behind their back silently observing a situation

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn't help

whyis this tweet my dead wife

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

splatoon is a game about shooting your ink at trans women and making a mess out of them, maybe

@demilypyro

let me be the first to admit i would die so fast in a supernatural horror movie because im so damn confident magic isnt real. i would chant those ancient words on that leatherbound tome, i would tease that inanimate doll i would wait fuck am i just doing shane madej post cancelled

This is also how the government of Iceland acts about Elves

Which, tbf, is a proxy for "hey this spot is culturally important or pretty or has nature in it let's not develop here" but the Elves are cooler

The only media I ever watched was amazing digital circus SFM porn and deltarune theories can I write a novel to change the world?

wait you're nonbinary?? are you afab or amab- sorry, transmasc or transfem?? ....oh you're neither?? okay, are you tma (harmless and innocent and 'one of the good ones') or tme (annoying and therefore evil)?? these ones arent gender-based, so they're better- oh you dont like the new boxes we came up with because they still slot you into a gender binary? okay youre an icky evil tme then, because you dont like them. die.