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Girl said she’d let me see her DDs but when I got to her house she just had her shirt off and she didn’t even have a ps2 let alone a copy of digital devil saga. Waste of my damn time

it happens to the best of us

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

this post is a good rent lowering gunshot. in case anyone needs one of those

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

something really funny about the idea of people living through the bronze age calling it the bronze age. I guess that makes this the lithium age?

they got married btw

the problem with the patriarchy's "if you're like this you're basically a woman" nonsense is that it only ever serves to compare men to women in the negative, when women are in fact cool. and actually, trans women have our own stereotypes which are much cooler than anything a man would compare you to a woman for. for instance if you've platinummed a dark souls game you're basically a woman.

some of yall didnt go insane at 15 and it shows