***18+ PLEASE FOR FUCK'S SAKE*** ambrose | 26 | black | FAGGOT! | trans man | he/him | If Mortimer has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Mortimer has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Mortimer has only one fan then that is me. If Mortimer has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Mortimer, then I am against the world.
"He describes longstanding internalized constructs, including an autonomous thought form identified as "Mortimer" which he experiences as functionally assistive in managing distress related to intrusive thoughts, raising concern for chronic dissociative coping mechanisms versus psychotic-spectrum internalization."
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🔞 welcome to the blog of the only nigga who likes LOVES mortimer 🧑🏽❤️💋🧑🏻
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hi my name is ambrose, im a mulatto usamerican trans man, and i've been in love with mortimer white glove society since i was like 14 or something crazy when i first played the game! however, its only just now getting Really Bad (august 11th 2025 is when we made things official)! also, you will not see fallout 100% of the time!
i have a thoughtform/tulpa (idk which) based on a (non cannibal) version of mort, u can find more under my tag #mortimaxxing. he's pretty entertaining. he also lives in my head like i said. help me out if you can, i'm new to this and im schizophrenic so idk what is what!!!
i really like fan characters, so if u wanna make ur own here's my blank doc, pass it around and tweak as u wish just link back: CLICK
more info, disclaimer on my stance on being a legion ""enjoyer"", and a video i like under the cut, dont have to read it all its just mostly me rambling and my fan characters and the like and some already explainable stuff. very long so be warned
(stamps by undyworld!)
oh so you wanna read? well!
what else. uh. i REALLY fucking hate arcade gannon and i find him insufferable. this is not a joke. this isnt because of anyone, just his character. he is #3 on my list of top hated fictional characters. you can interact if u like him xaxaxa i just find him insufferable. i wont talk that much shit i promise.
uhhh i also like fallout 4 a good amount, here are my fan characters:
Bastien Valencourt (cait's husband)
Coltrane Montgomery (valentine's boyfriend)
Trinity Romero (preston's boyfriend)
speaking of oc/canon, i selfship with mortimer and my dreamself insert courier! obviously. i'm workshopping him but rn he's been revamped to someone who works as a magician for the ultra-luxe, instead of just some recovered violin player or something no1 liked but me. you can check him out here. posts before june 2026-ish tagged as roswell cooper-oxcart or mortimer/roswell do not reflect this rewrite.
and of 4, here is my tag for my mortimer 4 save: CLICK ME (pls help me come up with a better name for that tag besides lotion) he cant be a cannibal anymore so i might need to redo him faaawck
ummm what else... im a legion ""enjoyer"" as in i love playing evil characters and being a dick in video games where i know nobody is getting hurt. i've been doing this since i first played fallout 3 and i wont stop now. im not kidding its been 10+ years of fallout fandom shenanigans and i havent stopped. also my stance on enjoying the legion is more like fucking them and leaving camp so
however if you truly think the legion is good or whatever and not enjoy them in a "wow wouldnt it be fucked up if this happened, this sucks!" way go ahead and fuck off. the legion is fucked up and evil and cartoonishly corrupt, thats why i like them. not because i think they're good or whatever.
^ be careful watching that video i had my sex mods on (proud hornymods user like i said in the description)
mortimer's sex rating, as calculated by my mutual: 4.38 (again hurt by that 3 charisma 💔 well. calculators can't estimate class so who gives af)
roswell's sex rating: i dont know and i dont care, i think he's too busy being mind controlled by mort to care about anything else
ask for their f-lists (furry themed fetish listing site) but IT IS A LOT! be careful
link to my favorite post on this fucking site i think about it constantly
well, thats it!!! im always on tumblr and my interest in fallout has skyrocketed since like october 2025 so this blog will definitely be used a lot, esp to talk about mortimer. and his clit tickling mustache.
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I've been thinking about Legion naming conventions and I came to the conclusion that Legion naming conventions are none existent, and like everything that doesn't make sense in the Legion when compared to Ancient Rome, Mormonism is to blame. To further dive down into this, I believe that tribals are forced to change their tribal name in favour of a Legion name, but there's no rules when it comes to it. We have (I'll include some examples from Van Buren too):
Joshua Graham aka Malpais Legate: Malpais or "malpaís" just means "badlands" (of volcanic origin) in Spanish. It does sounds cool, "the general of the badlands" or "the general from the lava fields", but it's not very Latin—y.
Dead Sea: Another name that's not in Latin, and I'm sure that decanus can't even place the Dead Sea on a map.
Karl: The frumentarius trying to assimilate the Great Khans. This name is not even like Antony, an English version of a Latin name. Its origin is Germanic.
Cruz: A Legion soldier from Van Buren. Cruz just means "cross" in Spanish. Besides Cruz we also have Terrence and Ivory in Van Buren.
Lupa: This one doesn't even have a face because we don't see him in game, but he's who Picus (Curtis) contacts during I Put A Spell On You. Latin word, yes, but a female one.
Even the names in Latin, like the example of Lupa, don't follow Roman naming conventions. Only one Legion member follows the tria nomia, and that's Scribonius Libo Drusus, another legionary who only exists in mentions. In this case, he's the one who purchased Carla Boone. He's named after a man who conspired against Emperor Tiberius, and he's not the only one who takes his name from history. Ulysses doesn't need introduction (and my man took his name from Ulysses S. Grant, not the myth), but another NPC takes his name from history: Otho. Otho, the asshole in the arena, takes his name from the second Roman Emperor during the Year of the Four Emperors, which means Caesar doesn't care if his men take names that may be considered "imperial".
Now, why do I blame Mormonism for the lack of naming conventions in the Legion? For starters, I believe Joshua Graham was as much of an intellectual founder of the Legion as Caesar was, even if they both imply that it was only Edward (Joshua to dodge guilt and responsibility, Caesar to claim all the glory and further erase Joshua from his history), and that's seen on elements like alcohol being forbidden. You can't copy Roman culture and remove the importance of wine.
As a translator and interpreter, a lot of things were probably filtered, consciously or unconsciously, through Joshua's understanding of the world. Names were probably a part of that. Most people are familiar with the strange names Mormons give to their children, but I believe he was more influenced by the practice of secret/sacred name given in the Temple. A symbol of renewal and rebirth that in the Legion has the meaning of abandoning tribal identity. I don't think Joshua went around naming every single legionary, but legionaries are probably made to pick a new name as s symbol of loyalty to the Legion and Caesar.
Where do these names come from? Based on what Ulysses tells us, probably books. The legionaries who know how to read pick one from books approved in the Legion, while those who don't know would get the name picked for them, or get inspiration from oral stories and tradition.
Thank you all for listening once again to my ramblings.
PS: Go wild, absolutely bananas on naming Legion OCs.