hello, i'm mortimer

Aro trans lesbians? Amazing and valid 💕💞 don’t let anyone tell you different!

@blinksinbewilderment it’s two of ur favorite things: eggs and cats 

Finally, a Lulu appreciation post!

I hate the whole backlash like ‘you say touch starved but you actually just mean horny’ NO I mean when I was getting my hair cut there was a moment where the hairdresser tilted my head to the side and the top of my head brushed his chest and my brain short circuited with endorphins because it thought I was being held

Because casual, platonic affection is so taboo in our society that whenever anyone wants to hold a friend’s hand or snuggle on the couch, it is automatically assumed they must be after sex.  This is especially true if the person in question was socialized as a man. 

This speaks to me on a deep, spiritual level.

Gonzo is an nb icon no takebacks

BLEASE

This post is like getting pelted with marshmallows shot out of a tennis ball launcher

The inevitable reboot better go for these looks.

Frodo’s bizarre adventure

@readbythestarlight

The fact that makeup is considered to be “mature” and “sexulized” implies that being a clown or mime is the sluttiest job out there

mr. mime...