Depressionly

i wanna brush you like an enamel

Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way definitely owns this

you are not necessary to the broth. you give no nutrients to the broth. you do not season the broth. you bring no value to the broth. you are nothing.

That’s really sweet.

Both of these

new sport: one handed embroidery. because if i stop petting my dog we'll both die.

how the fuck did you take THAT photo

Why is there a camera on your CEILING

And why do you have 3 phones?

i'm an aspiring problem.

tumblr university is OUT tumblr monastery is IN brother tumblrinus is painstakingly copying out the most interesting prev tags on a manuscript of vergil until the abbot calls him out for not making his proto-gothic script accessible enough and also for his heresies

Watching the new drew gooden video with the "$5 a month" earbuds that you can't own no matter how much you pay and they'll remotely deactivate the earbuds if you stop paying for the subscription and I think we literally need to kill companies before they start having subscription models for physical items they can deactivate

[id: #important to remember that this is already the norm for ppl with certain medical implants and devices #its far more urgent than u think]

that episode of pokemon where team rocket joins a beach beauty contest and james participates in a tiny bikini and has giant boobs. what did they mean by that

binder game off the fuckin charts in uniform