Like Morticia .. but a Spice Girl

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

The gang infiltrates the nba.

harvard? you mean from legally blonde? you know thats not a real school right?

no homo. we’re fresh out. we should get a new shipment in on monday

can you check in the back

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

For reasons that are very innocent, my 60 year old dad made a Twitter account with "daddy" in the handle and I truly don't know how to handle this. I ventured to mom that perhaps the name was...funny and she gave me Such a Look, and said, "don't tell him" and I was like, "YEAH FUCKING OBVIOUSLY MOM I AM NOT GOING TO TELL MY DAD ABOUT DADDY CULTURE," and she was like, "yeah me neither," and I said, "look if someone's going to it has to be you, you're married to him," and then I paused and thought, "are we the perverts? perverts who have forgotten the true meaning of daddy?" and she sighed and said, "the problem is that ever since he grew the beard he really is a hot daddy" and now I can't talk to either of my parents ever again because mom told me too much about his apparently amazingly strong biceps

OH NO

love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

me having a depressive episode