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lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion
why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
everyone else is like "oh we gotta stay inside the most secure places possible and never leave" and I'll be storming through the wastelands in my bloodstained suit of armor, blasting the Doom (2016) OST and plowing my way through waves of the undead. one of them tries to bite me but his shitty rotting teeth don't even leave a dent in my armor before I turn his head into paste. I'll be unstoppable until I die of dehydration or something like an idiot
this goes along with my other pet peeve about zombie apocalypse stories, namely: why does no one ever think to ride a bike?Â
bikes are quiet- if the zombies react to loud noises, they wonât hear you on a bike the way they might hear you in a car. bikes donât need gas, meaning you wonât be stranded if you run out. bikes are much, much easier to maintain than a car- thereâs no computer that can short out, no fiddly engine bits that could kill you if you mess with them wrong. you can learn how to maintain a bike with a couple weeksâ worth of classes. almost every adult knows how to ride a bike, and without cars on the road, itâd be much safer to do.Â
what iâm saying is
American author Mark Twain (b. 1835) lurches from his grave only to give you a massive thumbs up and die again
Mark Twain essentially invented the genre of a bystander sent into a time-travel sci-fi plot just to get someone to draw this image for him. And today we can simply search for such a picture. It is a time of wonders
#this post has everything. zombies. knights. bicycles. knights on bicycles. mark twain.
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Two Bad Bitches who pulled each by being Autistic

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Iâve seen the Ursula K LeGuin quote about capitalism going around, but to really appreciate it you have to know the context.
The year is 2014. She has been given a lifetime achievement award from the National Book Awards. Neil Gaiman puts it on her neck in front of a crowd of booksellers who bankrolled the event, and itâs time to make a standard âthank you for this award, insert story here, something about diversity, blah blah blahâ speech. She starts off doing just that, thanking her friends and fellow authors. All is well.
Then this old lady from Oregon looks her audience of executives dead in the eye, and says âDeveloping written material to suit sales strategies in order to maximize corporate profit and advertising revenue is not the same thing as responsible book publishing or authorship.â
She rails against the reduction of her art to a commodity produced only for profit. She denounces publishers who overcharge libraries for their products and censor writers in favor of something âmore profitableâ. She specifically denounces Amazon and its business practices, knowing full well that her audience is filled with Amazon employees. And to cap it off, she warns them: âWe live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art. Very often in our art, the art of words.â
Ursula K LeGuin got up in front of an audience of some of the most powerful people in publishing, was expected to give a trite and politically safe argument about literature, and instead told them directly âYour empire will fall. And I will help it along.â
We stan an icon.
why do we live in a world where some people still havent watched buffy the vampire slayer
I love how this could go either way
cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
it used to be 2007 you know

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wheres the fic where Clark Kent gets caught kissing Batman, and then gets hounded by the media every waking moment because âaverage civilian is dating Batman!!â and Clarks mourning the loss of his anonymity, meanwhile Bruce thinks its fucking hilarious, enjoy dealing w the press in both of your alter egos now, pretty boy, so Clark waits several months for the whole thing to die down before showing up as Superman to some party Bruce is attending and flying up to Bruce and going âpaybacks a bitchâ and just full on makes out with him in front of like a million reporters
#imagine all the criminals trying to kidnap batmanâs boyfriend and clarkâs struggle to look like a Normal Human Man#âyes you have definitely stabbed me i am very stabbed right nowâ (x)
eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

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25-35 is such a weird fucking age because youâre 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like âok boomerâ because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like âIâm not going to listen to a literal fucking childâ as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you donât have and youâre sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because youâve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomerâs store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasnât worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and youâre trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesnât know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS
theyre in a polycule
reminded me of soil composition chart
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