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Received a text asking me to "explain what yuri means" because a fellow dyke I know kept seeing it in memes and "assumed (I) would know what it meant"

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âPeople you may knowâ and itâs the devil from the Bible
okay so they just led me to water. yep. yep. uh huh. okay. thank you *click* hey my lawyer said you cant make me drink
Sorry for calling your wedding hetslop

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Respectfully, Ireland is the best country on the planet
from the same thread:
I have witnessed so much slaughter and death here
So what Iâm hearing is Irish people are extremely funny.
Adding my own experience literally just from this Christmas:
don't infantilise yourself. you are not a child who needs an adult to make your decisions for you. you are a splendid and magnificent autocrat and you are consulting your trusted advisors. you are exercising great wisdom by inviting an expert to give their opinion before making your ruling. often the path of wisdom is to say "good morning, I'm trying to [perform task] and I have a question about [aspect], can you tell me who I should speak to for advice?" before you do it. sometimes the path of wisdom is to hire a plumber. there are times when you cannot do things for yourself but that doesn't mean you are not an adult. you don't need a grown-up. you need a specialist.
this has come up a couple of times so let me be really really clear:
the path of wisdom is sometimes to hire a plumber.
the path of wisdom is always to hire an electrician.
but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle
thats probably it...
Companies that rushed to replace human labor with AI are now shelling out to have IRL workers to fix the technology's screwups.
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Ultimately, she spent 20 hours redoing the copy from scratch â and with her $100-per-hour rate, that meant her client was shelling out $2,000 for copy that likely would have ended up being far cheaper had a human just written it in the first place.
I love stories like this.
Get peer reviewed!
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of childrenâs cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isnât normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

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Not a comic update and I donât know that there will ever be one again, but! If I make any comic related fanart in my spare time I will post it here.
This was woven using the splitshed technique on a four shaft loom with black cotton warp and 3 colors of acrylic weft.
Weaving ramble for weavers:
This is my second splitshed attempt on my own loom. I didnât plan my warp for split shed, so the âpixelsâ are quite big. You have to be pretty far away to see the image, which is why I included this smaller version. The face is a little messed up but I had fun and it went quickly!
In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.
Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?
Yeah itâs one of the options on the Contact Support form:
for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.
Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink theyâll fix the fucking system.
This is legitimately brilliant. Bug burndown reports (the rate at which your software team can close bugs) is a major metric for most software houses.
It takes an extra step in our part, but this is part of what makes it effective. It's not one click, one reblog activism and it hits them where they care: their damn KPIs.
I legit needed to hear this
Why do the servants not simply rise up and execute the Bridgertons

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Hi, I noticed your story has conflict in it, and I was wondering why you didn't just write people who are right doing everything correctly with a note saying "I enthusiastically co-sign everything in this story"? Must be some kind of mistake haha
sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world
Reminded me of a line from this poem, but the whole thing is great:
Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today By Jess Zimmerman
Dear employers, I will have to take the day off today because: â Itâs December and the streets are papier-mached with wet bronze leaves and itâs so dark outside that the cars have their headlights on at 3pm â I have recently been through a breakup, or I have been through a breakup at any time in my life really, and I woke up today with the absolute conviction that I will never be loved again â A dog looked at me â I got a text from someone for whom I feel a mix of concern and frustration and recognition and longing that is both more and less than romance â Someone made a joke about dead pets meeting you in heaven â Daylight savings time â I passed a knot of flowers that were so bright they glowed through the dim grey water of the day and when was anything in my life last that luminous? â Girls are too pretty â For the first time I genuinely comprehend that there is not enough time to have all the lives I wanted â I accidentally listened to Leonard Cohen I am submitting the following documentation: â A scrap of an old loverâs favorite flannel shirt â Trembling cupped hands full of rainwater â Light angling over the face of a brownstone at 4 on a winter afternoon â A blunt-edged ticket stub from a movie of which I remember nothing except how soft her hands were â A crumbling copy of my favorite novel from childhood â The universe â The peachy glow of a sodium lamp far ahead down an icy pitch-dark path I think I just need to: â Stare at a cup of tea held in nerveless fingers and slowly leaching heat â Watch the sun glow ruby through the dogwood leaves until I regain some capacity to be comforted by beauty â Read old emails from someone who loved me because he knew nothing â Move to Omaha without telling anyone and find work as a sympathetic bartender named Roxy â Learn to live alongside the fundamental meaningless of existence, not just mine but everyoneâs â Get a drastic haircut â Listen to Tegan and Saraâs âHeartthrobâ on repeat for 24 hours â Scream into a pillow until my throat feels like itâs going to split I will be back to work once: â I can get out of this empty bathtub â It is spring â Someone gorgeous has brought me warm milk â The consequences of being terribly drunk start to seem more grim than the consequences of not being terribly drunk â I have watched every episode of Key & Peele Sincerely, ________