Men Want Me, Fish Scare Me

people calling Jon and Martin enemies to lovers feels so weenie… they never even tried to kill each other ffs they’re just coworkers who don’t get along

altho I will say that people thinking a coworker who inadvertently irritates you seriously counts as an “enemy” would track with a lot of the discourse on this hellsite

“sasha would’ve been so much better as the archivist, she’s way more competent” look me in the eye and tell me sasha “met the distortion man once and then followed him to a spooky spot without telling anyone” james would'nt’ve been just as if not more reckless than jon. he tried to get an anchor when he climbed into the buried, tell me sasha wouldn’t swan dive into that dirt pile without hesitation or preparation. tell me she wouldn’t throw her own body onto the web table to break it out of spite. I say all of this with the utmost affection, she would commit acts of reckless chaos for the greater good and I love that for her

Seeing a link to the cardigan made me genuienly so happy, but the real cardigan isn’t in that sexy green colour and it’s literally 90 euros I hate it here

Headcanon: Jon is incredibly knowledgeable about a lot of things, and is prone to info dumping about random topics out of nowhere. HOWEVER, he is absolutely garbage at math. Jonathan Sims has to take out his calculator app to do simple addition and subtraction

Okay, last time, I promise. I’m just obsessed. And now that I know they were conked out for like days D: Jon had to be just catting around.

Jonathan Sims cannot drive. Idk why that is my headcanon but it just feels right. Martin asks him if he wants to drive the first half up to Scotland and he agrees and then immediately backs into a parked car.