sressed & depressed

shout out to the patient I called to remind to pick up their medication, whose voicemail message was “HEWWO? HEWWO?? WHO IS THIS??? WEAVE A MESSAGE” that rang out throughout the whole pharmacy, killing me instantly

OP's right and he should say it

We’re the man your man could smell like, minus the misogyny.

op is absolutely correct

*pushes tear back into eye* not now

Everybody start selling our phones with the tumblr app downloaded like they did with flappy bird

Having tumblr on ur phone decreases the value

Are you shitting me?

this is what i like to see

old memes die hard

ok but she gettin it

big mood

I can’t get over this

me screaming in another plane of existence 

this cured my depression

this was a journey

@itami-salami @minty-moretea do you already know this one?? :’D

@chainsawhime Oh my god hahaha ;D I’m not sure if I knew this one already but it’s hilarious nevertheless~ Bless for the tag friend, this made me giggle and grin like an idiot, love this dog~ ;D

You kiddos have no idea how groundbreaking this was. Like there’s a reason THE lesbian website for a billion years was called After Ellen. She changed everything.

oh man you know that feeling that’s like kind of an ache right between your heart and your stomach? like nostalgic knowing of pain? that’s how the scared look in Ellen’s eyes makes me feel.  

Look at her hand too and how nervous she is. Every gay and lesbian person knows this feeling, because we know there are assumptions and consequences and there’s no telling how someone will react.

And let no one forget that she suffered consequences for this. It wasn’t just a moment of cathartic unburdening and then business as usual.

Right, she lost her first TV show. She worked hard to get up to where she is today.

Stranger Things (2016)

Honestly “the world is cruel get over it” is pretty easily translated to “I’m a complete asshole who doesn’t want to be held responsible for my sh*tty behavior”