#1 Hazel Stan

Five: I said it first!

Luther: I was born first.

Klaus, High out of his mind:

TW: Talk of food, eating disorders, Exercise bulimia, Orthorexia, Restriction and b/p 

Okay I’ve said most of this before but I think this needs to be condensed into a solid timeline/logical explanation. 

Here is how I HC Luther’s eating habits before the operation, IE the unhealthy mindset/disordered eating he has always had which would inevitably be triggered into a full-blown eating disorder after he was mutilated:

Vanya betrayed us…she doesn’t get a vote

Luther, at the end of UA: Vanya needs to be contained

His family:

I’m not ready

I’m not ready

I’m not ready

I’m not ready

I’m not ready

I’m not ready

I’m not ready

His family:

five, luther, diego:

ben:

Vanya: Yeah?

Klaus: HIT IT.

Klaus:

Patch:

Diego: I couldn’t sleep last night so I watched a documentary on Netflix about feminism.

Reginald:

Klaus: Well, thank ya for askin’. I used the Bittenbinder method. When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm. Then I reach into his jacket pocket where I had planted a gram of coke and I went, ‘Whoa! What the fuck is this?’ And he goes, ‘That’s not mine. I never seen that before.’ I go, ‘Boo-hoo, it’s in your jacket. You’re doing two to ten and your kids are going into Social Services.’ Now he’s cryin’! Then I grab a telephone book and I beat him on the torso with it. ‘Cause as any Chicago cop will tell ya, a phone book doesn’t leave bruises.