Caustic Krana

why is kirby facing away from us

was it something i said

my idiot minion ordered gender change traps for my megadungeon instead of sex change ones so now there are a bunch of adventurers wandering around physically unchanged but with wicked dysphoria

flirting: omggg haha that amulet is so neat! Do you mind if I hold it?

Give me the fucking amulet

I P address? baby it’s called the bathroom 😂

if you aren't acting accordingly this is your warning of things to come. everybody must do their part to change this climate with our bare hands. protect your neighbors.

Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him

My boyfriend is a preschool teacher and he was asking two boys what their dads jobs were. One of the boys said, “my dad poops on the toilet all day.” and my bf was like. Ok. And then the other boy said “i don’t know what my dads job is but he sleeps naked!” And my boyfriend is like. Ok forget I asked