Mormon Monastery

“I asked chat gpt—” well I asked of god, who giveth to all men liberally and upbraideth not; and he saith unto me, "the lord shall bless the poor and afflicted, scatter the powerful, and break in pieces the oppressor"

five million years ago i was in the byu bookstore and i found. well. there's no other way to describe it than a furry take on the book of mormon. or at least it covered 1 nephi, maybe 2 nephi too. idk. it was a fully illustrated book i think. nephi and his family were lions. jeremiah was also there and he was. sigh. jeremiah was a frog. anyway please tell me SOMEONE else remembers this and i'm not crazy

They were right things really do be coming to pass.

and it came to pass and it didst not stop coming to pass

how is it that jesus dies midday friday and is alive sunday morning and everyone says he was dead three days what is this

poor reading comprehension. all the bible passages prophesying or recounting the resurrection, as well as the apostles' and nicene creeds, only ever say that he rose on the third day, not that he was dead for three whole days. when you read that with the same level of attention many christians apply to the bible, you can get the idea that Jesus was dead for three days.