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"why does michael myers kill? why is he like that?" well for starters he’s from illinois

i think in the next halloween movie michael myers should have a pride pin on his outfit and its never addressed or acknowledged in the movie because the online discourse it would cause would be so funny it'd be everything from "does he even know what a sexuality is maybe he just likes colors", "welcome to the lgbt community mr myers", "its problematic to make him lgbt!!!", "maybe the pin was just on those clothes when he stole them" and "they've made michael myers woke"

gay af to be a knight. Why are you meeting another man’s challenge? So you can seek him out one year hence?

If a sexy tree man challenged me to land a strike on him that he would reciprocate a year later, I would simply give him a little smooch. RIP Sir Gawain but I’m different.

i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella. So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

The warm water of the ocean did what now