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you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!
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pride month!!!
Is that a miette?
Pride for you! Pride for a thousand years!!
you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

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Steve McDonald (born 1970) Early Evening.
reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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Every morning, the queen asked her magic mirror to show her the most beautiful person in the world.
The mirror replied "To whom?"
"The miller who made the flour for my bread," the queen would say, or "Whoever spun the thread my shawl was made of".
The mirror would show her, and she'd be amazed.
Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.
If you manage to get on the turnpike before the cops stop you, a soccer mom is gonna do the Jersey slide in a RAV4 and turn your entire group into a wet speedbump
this? you want to walk down this????
please say sike
IT'S NOT A FUCKING STREET ITS AN 8-LANE SUPERHIGHWAY THAT GOES OVER A SWAMP
footpath
that is grass. just like ur ass, if you try to walk this thing
Image me gently taking your hand as I tell you the following:
This is ABSOLUTELY a perfectly fine footpath.
In fact, with how much space I’m seeing here, it is entirely plausible, that the European hordes will just create a temporary little Wanderweg right next to the highway. With that much space they might not even have to interfere with traffic.
But also have you seen the space between your highways? I‘d say the gaps each easily fit another whole stream of European walking hordes. Or maybe even two going opposite directions :D
tightly grips your hand with both of my sweaty hands.
the grass is not a permanent feature. there just happens to be a chunk of it there. the side of the road can vary from grass to swampwater ditches to steep embankments to absolutely nothing within a very short distance.
they will call in every highway enforcer in the state and mass incarcerate the lot of you before they allow you to Darwin Award yourselves across 6 lanes of traffic into an international incident or, (their real concern) impede the progress of the single most important north-south interstate corridor in america, ball kicky game be damned.
(I'm starting to believe that a fair number of you in the notes have We're Better Than Stupid Americans embedded so deeply into your cultural identity that you will Just Not Listen to anything we say to you about the material circumstances about the place we live in, rather than taking us at our word that there is a reason that most Americans travel the way we do and it's a good reason.)
maybe if we let enough europeans trample our verges they'll form functional desire paths
you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
In a group for a band I like and when their new album came out, one of the songs has the sound of an audio tape being flipped in the deck and clicked back into place
And one of the younger fans in the group came to the page asking “why is there the sound of a gun being loaded in this song”
And of course everyone 30+ was like “A GUN????” and we all had a laugh
But since then I have been stewing
Because what does it mean that all of our pleasures have become less recognizably tactile but the sound of violence has become more so
What do you mean the first thing they think of is a gun and not the fresh start of a B-side
We need to make joy go ker-chunk again please I beg, make happiness touchable again NOOOOWW

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a few years ago my friend was giving me boating lessons and then we got a call that one of our favorite killer whales (we'd never seen in-person) was nearby and then 2 minutes later we got a call from another friend that they were camping on an island nearby and one of my fav singers was randomly there having beers and we should boat over there and be really nonchalant and normal and have some beers. so my friends looked at me and was like, 'well, it's your call. the singer or the whale.' and for me it was a nothing-choice because obviously i was gonna choose the whale over beers with a stranger. like yes i'm deeply obsessed with their music but i don't know them at all as a person. i'm not missing this whale.
i guess everyone thought it was a risky choice bc we might not find the whale but i was still like, okay, once again, a beautiful evening at sea with my friends, or beers with a stranger?
anyway we did find the whale but i've stopped telling this story IRL mostly because every single person i've told gets absolutely outraged that i didn't choose beers with the singer bc they're also obsessed with them and i'm like. okay? you're not happy for me and the whale? you don't care about my beautiful whale evening???
oh let me clarify: i was actually working with orcas as a marine biologist LOL but i'd never seen THIS whale before and i really wanted to see him : )
May I ask why this one was your favorite?
The whale is T087—Harbeson! He was born in (approx.) 1962, making him likely the oldest male killer whale of his subspecies, Bigg's Killer Whales (mammal eaters, also sometimes still called Transient Orcas)!
Female orcas live far longer than males (J2 'Granny' of the Resident subspecies is thought to have lived to be over 100!); it's exciting to actually see such an old man still kicking around, hunting in the Salish Sea. We were lucky enough to observe him actively hunting.
I was also just plain having a blast learning to drive at-sea, and I didn't really feel like making land—no matter who was there :^)
it's killing me how many people have simply decided the singer was hozier.
me when someone calls to tell me they let hozier into my apartment without permission
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Ladders, 2017. 57" x 45". Machine pieced, machine quilted, cotton fabrics, cotton batting.
Sycamore. 1989. 74" x 52". Machine pieced, machine quilted, cotton fabrics, cotton batting.
Who Are We? Where Do We Come From? Where Are We Going? 1993. 45" x 73". Machine pieced, machine quilted, cotton fabrics, cotton batting.
whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday
If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

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Are you aware of the phrase “God made dirt and dirt don’t hurt”?
Yes
No
My husband has never heard this phrase in his life and that’s shocking to me
ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!
THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE: