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Grease me up and put me in some metal pipes. Watch me slide around until I get stuck and die

do i have to watch can i go do something else

I thought you'd like it

Working at a haunted house is the strangest format of "customer service", because a random mother with 3 toddlers will walk into your terrible awful homicide room and go: "this is NOT what I paid for my children are terrified I want a refund! 😡" and you have to sit there covered in way too much fake blood. Figuring out how to politely (but still in character as a murder clown), tell this woman that there's like 15 signs out front saying it's a 16+ attraction and not for kids....

horror movie instincts

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

Sounds like a Sigmet to me

shout-out to me still thinking I might be bi, happy new year!

HEXBUGS I love these things